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Song Parodies -> "That's Annoying"
Original Song Title:
"That's Amore"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"That's Annoying"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
[BACKUPPERS]
On intercoms
In cheap cafes
Throughout your meal
Here's what they play...
[DINO]
When a bug hits your eye like a big mincemeat pie
That's annoying
When your kids start to whine 'cause they drank turpentine
That's annoying
Wormy cheese
WMD's
Anthrax in your peas
STD's
And mosquitoes
Soggy fries
Mace sprayed in your eyes
Getting sodomized
By fat guys
Wearing Speedos
When you're trapped up a tree, forced to gnaw off your knee
That's annoying
When a dog falls in love with your leg, it's kind of
Bittersweet
When the mob's frickin' pissed
And it's you they insist on destroying
C'est la vie, but you see, being whacked painful-ly
That's annoying
[ALL]
When your wife does your friends then takes off with your Benz
That's annoying
[DINO]
Real annoying!
[ALL]
When the mice in your bed slowly chew off your head
That's annoying
[DINO]
Way annoying!
[HOS]
Eyebrow sprains
[PIMPS]
Falling out of planes
[HOS]
Getting stuck in drains
[PIMPS]
Charred remains -
Quite perturbing!
[HOS]
We're perturbed - we're perturbing!
[ALL]
Bums that glow
[PIMPS]
Watching "Average Joe"
Shooting off your toe
[HOS]
Russell Crowe
[ALL]
How disturbing!
[DINO]
Disconcerting!
[ALL]
When - you -
Swing with your bat but you can't hit your cat
[DINO]
That's annoying
[ALL]
Cats annoy me!
When you find camel butts in your bowl of Grape Nuts
That's a drag
[DINO]
When a shark
Starts to chew
And it's clear
That it's you he's enjoying
[HOS]
Oo-oo-ooh!
[DINO]
Zut alors
But I'm sure
I've faced more
[ALL]
Because you're
That annoying!
[PIMPS & HOS]
Annoying!
[ALL]
You're annoying!
On intercoms
In cheap cafes
Throughout your meal
Here's what they play...
[DINO]
When a bug hits your eye like a big mincemeat pie
That's annoying
When your kids start to whine 'cause they drank turpentine
That's annoying
Wormy cheese
WMD's
Anthrax in your peas
STD's
And mosquitoes
Soggy fries
Mace sprayed in your eyes
Getting sodomized
By fat guys
Wearing Speedos
When you're trapped up a tree, forced to gnaw off your knee
That's annoying
When a dog falls in love with your leg, it's kind of
Bittersweet
When the mob's frickin' pissed
And it's you they insist on destroying
C'est la vie, but you see, being whacked painful-ly
That's annoying
[ALL]
When your wife does your friends then takes off with your Benz
That's annoying
[DINO]
Real annoying!
[ALL]
When the mice in your bed slowly chew off your head
That's annoying
[DINO]
Way annoying!
[HOS]
Eyebrow sprains
[PIMPS]
Falling out of planes
[HOS]
Getting stuck in drains
[PIMPS]
Charred remains -
Quite perturbing!
[HOS]
We're perturbed - we're perturbing!
[ALL]
Bums that glow
[PIMPS]
Watching "Average Joe"
Shooting off your toe
[HOS]
Russell Crowe
[ALL]
How disturbing!
[DINO]
Disconcerting!
[ALL]
When - you -
Swing with your bat but you can't hit your cat
[DINO]
That's annoying
[ALL]
Cats annoy me!
When you find camel butts in your bowl of Grape Nuts
That's a drag
[DINO]
When a shark
Starts to chew
And it's clear
That it's you he's enjoying
[HOS]
Oo-oo-ooh!
[DINO]
Zut alors
But I'm sure
I've faced more
[ALL]
Because you're
That annoying!
[PIMPS & HOS]
Annoying!
[ALL]
You're annoying!
© 2004+ The Spaff Pack
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LOL! I loved it! 555! Love the "Spaff Pack" at the bottom too
It's a laugh
And a half
From The Great Mighty Spaff
I'm enjoying!
555
And a half
From The Great Mighty Spaff
I'm enjoying!
555
All 5s here - I laughed till my boss came over and asked what was so funny...
I am DYING, Spaffy...I loved it!! 5-5-5!
This is the first time I'm sincerely glad someone got to an idea before I got around to using it. You really need to start stalking a video director too though.
This song was outstanding! All 5's! :-D
Really, really funny, Spaff!!! I'll be looking up this one again for a laugh! 5's
Interesting point of view, Spaff, but check out www.seanmorey.com, and scroll near the bottom for a stream Morey's similarly sung (but altogether differently-themed) "That's Amore" called The Annoying Song. 555
I laughed off my rear end But this song had to end That'a annoying!!
Laurence Dunne, you read Spaff,
Now you tell us you laughed-
-off "Uranus" ?
Now you tell us you laughed-
-off "Uranus" ?
Laughing till I realized that Im not suppose to be reading parodies now, but doing research for a 20 page paper....great parody to take my mind off it though..5-5-5
Spaff - hmmm...I think I'm dropping in the "Most Disturbed Writer's On Amiright" rankings. (Not that I've ever been the leader, but at times I think I've been close) I'm seeing much in just today's entries It's not annoying but it is disturbing...This one is heavily twisted even by my standards. I think you gave me a similar complement a few months back...
your pretty good! i just didn't like the cat part!
I didn't think I'd ever like this song, now I do!
Ummm, I'm speechless. Your talent is a given but it's an outside the box write such as this which illustrates your unlimited creativity. (I also thinking your getting better grass out there.) bob
And if I could write as well as you, that last sentence would have been written this way: (I'm also thinking that you're getting better grass out there.) Spaff, I always enjoy reading your stuff. bob
Thanx, Jackie & Johnny Angel (x2) & Ravyn & Evenstar & C4P & Nightmare & Patagio & Laurence & Billy Don't Be A Florio & M-Dawg & Janwin!
Aggro: Damn - I Googled this idea a few different ways but didn't see that. Finding out that your originality was originally originated somewhere else (whether by that guy or in Claude's brain) is - dare I say it? - annoying.
P-Rob: Don't sell yourself short, man - you're VERY disturbed.
RJP: Heh heh. The end of your first comment has me convinced you know whereof you speak.
Aggro: Damn - I Googled this idea a few different ways but didn't see that. Finding out that your originality was originally originated somewhere else (whether by that guy or in Claude's brain) is - dare I say it? - annoying.
P-Rob: Don't sell yourself short, man - you're VERY disturbed.
RJP: Heh heh. The end of your first comment has me convinced you know whereof you speak.
ROFLMAO!!
Unbearably hilarious. Seriously, you deserve a medal of some sort.
Leave it to you to work 'zut alors' into a parody.
Damn, that's good... I realize that I only know the first couple of lines of the original, but I can work out what this song's all about, I'm just toying, for it's clear to me ha ha ha, hee hee hee... not annoying :-)
Excellent...laughed enough that I have to explain why to my co-workers.
I also laughed so hard that co-workers came to see what was going on. Then I remembered that I had broken into their office and don't work there. They kicked me out without letting me dwell on how absurdly hilarious gnawing off your knee is to get down from a tree. ... ... ... THAT'S ANNOYING!
Nice work Spaff.....all fives, and I thought it was hilarious...good luck in the SOTM's and go check out my entry: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/twistedsister7.shtml
I enjoyed this immensely (again). I'm glad you put it up for the SOTM.... LOLOLOLOL
April SOTM - see above!
SOTM? I'll just guess. Does it stand for 'Spoof of the Month'? If I am right, do I win anything?? :-P
So many good lines I don't even know where to start! "Sodomized by fat guys" was particularly good!
Yep! That was the line that caught my eye!
This one is fun! You could keep adding verses to this, you know.
Oh. My. God. That. Was. Incredible. Darn it, there's competition now for my vote...
Belated thanx (which are apparently the only kind I'm capable of these days) to Mello & Charlie Decked'er & Lee OJ & Philbo & Jeffaroo & Ralphing Luke & Jared (I already did) & Patagio (again) & Johnny Dangle (again) & YWN & Smeagol & Gollum & MAD (please do!) & menimen!
Very good, Spaff-y Lewis. I enjoyed this one. 'By fat guys' caught my eye, as well.
Thanx, Looney 2nz. "Spaff-y Lewis"?!
SOTM - This one's got to be right in the thick of things for the monthly contest. Really funny AND disturbing, two of my favorites..
P-Rob: "Funny and disturbing"? Are you looking in the mirror?
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This was funny!...except for the cat part! That was mean!
Thanx for your comment, Diddims. Except for the cat part.
Recasting my vote again for this great song
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=3009.0;id=1329;image
"Camel butts in grape nuts" - still entertaining, Spaff.
Two great tastes that go great together. Thanx, Johnkins.
Still funny (if oddball) stuff, Spaff. I think this makes six of your eight winning works so far and I'm still not sick of ya. I am, however, gonna have to dock you for the sheer corny-ness of 'That's a drag' ;c)
Thanx for delaying your illness, 2nz. And sorry - after "camel butts" I couldn't help myself.
Oh yeah. 'Spaff-y Lewis' = a pretty much failed attempt to combine your name with that of Jerry "Lewis", who worked with Dean Martin for a very long while. Not sure what brought it on, I think that's what my pills are for.
2nz: Heh heh. Sorry it took me six months to get the joke.
That is 2 funny! My head hurts!
Belated thanx, maddywoo. Try removing the source of pain. Hacksaws usually do the trick for me.
gee that's brilliant Spaff - 555
gee it's good to hear from you, s2art. thanx.
Here's another parody of the same song. Not original with me, but I can't find it on the Web and don't remember who did it. It was one of those groups like Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts. When she says, "What the hell. Let's go find a motel," That's amore. When it's quarter to four and she's screaming for more, That's amore. When her husband walk in, then you know you're not dreaming, Sigiore. You're found dead in your bed with a hole in your head. That's amore.
Never heard the recording but used to sing this version (I filled in missing lines) . . . screaming for more, that's amore (or "give her some more". Bells will ring tingalingaling tingalingaling and you'll say, "what the hella?" "I'm beginning to think that this gal is too much for one fella. No use getting peplexed 'cause this gal's oversexed, that's amore. When she gives you the line, it's her very first time, that's a lie. When her husband walks in . . .
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