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Song Parodies -> "Carolina In The Mournin'"

Original Song Title:

"Carolina In The Mornin'"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Carolina In The Mournin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Bored as a bill signer,
Was the Gov of Carolina,
In the mornin'
Longed for somethin' sweeter
So he thought he'd be a cheater,
In the mornin'

Heard exotic stories..
..South America..
Activated glories,
Disappeared, and duh..

Found a little girlie
With a hip flip kind'a swirly
Dusted off her cookie
And notched up some nifty nookie
With his "Weenah"

Fin'lly came home to his wife,
From exotic play..
Press conferenced,
And had this to say..

Just felt kind'a whorey..
Hey! I'm back to say I'm sorry,
In the mornin'

Pity poor Mark Stanford
Had his reputation slandered
In the mornin'
Dumped his moral measure
For that little puff of pleasure
He was born in...

Now, rubs that old Aladdin's lamp
Of apolo-gee..
Lets his wife, Dear Jennie, stand
By her "Man of Flee"

Just felt kind'a whorey,
But he's back to say he's sorry,,
In the mornin..

With some mournin'

In the mornin'..

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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alvin - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
sanford sure is getting a lot of ink here today....this was a scream
Mark Scotti - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
SLAM EM'!!! Should be smoking(or not smoking) cigars with the former esteamy Governor of Arkansas!!! 555 sheep can't be wrong....
Andria - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This was the only Mark Sanford parody that I chose to comment on, although I am a little biased toward commenting on AFW's parodies since they are amusing, well-written and sometimes brighten up my day. Great job, and here are some more 5s to make up for that 1-bomb. (Maybe it was Sanford or his girlfriend who left it there?)
AFW - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and Mark, and Andria....yes, I see Mr. 1 bombed all the Sanford spoofs..must be a politician..
John Barry - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
These bozos give us an endless supply of material. Nice one.
UnKnownVotress - June 26, 2009 - Report this comment
ok, I've heard enough about his tears, her hips, her brown jugs, her LatinaCharm . . . What about his Whirlwind trip to the Orient ? Now just "who" paid for that , sir ? Why have thousands of American TaxPayers lost their jobs in the Carolinas to RedChina & INDIA ? ? Who bribes this Governor, eh sir ?

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