-> "Lovin' My Double Wide"
Original Song Title:
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Parody Song Title:
"Lovin' My Double Wide"
I never go out,
Been stayin' right here inside
Just crazy about,
My new shiny double wide
As cool as a guitar strum
Eighty feet long...
Concrete foundation's tough and strong
Let rain fall and snow flakes flurry..
If winds get high, I don't worry,.
You'll never catch me pacin' the floor..
It's got tiedowns, anchored, galore..
The windows are clear, not blurry
Bought it from my friend, Murray,
He sells 'em at the double wide store
Wanted five, I got it for four,
My neighbors turned green,
Envy is bad out there
Real jealous, I mean..
There's drool on my pad out there.
Have mercy, no how..
I fling it and flaunt it now
It casts a spell..
No flimsy twelve-wide peanut shell..
This "Twenty-Four's" ko-ko-kosher
Stretchy' necks, check it closer
I got one up on Mabel and Clyde
Mind if I Daytona my pride ?
Check it out, Bubba..
But don't scratch my doub-le wide !
Dutch siding, it's black
Hot stuff..that's my double wide
This crib ain't no shack
Stuffed chair on the porch outside
Jehovah's drop by,
Intimidates them, they fly
The doorbell chime..
Plays strains of Dixie all the time
It fits my old lady, Gladys
Pleasingly pimps her status
My brother, Bo painted the door
Purple, kinda' goes with the floor..
My sister, Pearl, she's the fattest,
Tells me that it's the baddest.
She gets around, that gal knows the score
Moonlights as a trailer park whore..
The gutters are chrome
The shingles are gold, like beer
Snowflakes make 'em foam,
Football parties, hold 'em here
Those Steelers are grand..
We watch 'em with Bud in hand
Got Dish TV..
Our satellite's up in a tree..
My snowblower, it's a Toro
Used to be Bill's..I borrow
I keep it in the back, chained and tied
It's next to my coon dog, one eyed
Big party's today...
You bring the grub, we'll
Housewarm my doub-le wide..
Tellin' ya' Bub,
Lovin' my double wide..
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