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Song Parodies -> "Lovin' My Double Wide"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, It's Cold Outside"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Lovin' My Double Wide"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I never go out,
Been stayin' right here inside
Just crazy about,
My new shiny double wide
It's a-lum-i-num..
As cool as a guitar strum
Eighty feet long...
Concrete foundation's tough and strong

Let rain fall and snow flakes flurry..
If winds get high, I don't worry,.
You'll never catch me pacin' the floor..
It's got tiedowns, anchored, galore..
The windows are clear, not blurry
Bought it from my friend, Murray,
He sells 'em at the double wide store
Wanted five, I got it for four,

My neighbors turned green,
Envy is bad out there
Real jealous, I mean..
There's drool on my pad out there.
Have mercy, no how..
I fling it and flaunt it now
It casts a spell..
No flimsy twelve-wide peanut shell..
This "Twenty-Four's" ko-ko-kosher
Stretchy' necks, check it closer
I got one up on Mabel and Clyde
Mind if I Daytona my pride ?
Delivered today,
Check it out, Bubba..
But don't scratch my doub-le wide !

Dutch siding, it's black
Hot stuff..that's my double wide
This crib ain't no shack
Stuffed chair on the porch outside
Jehovah's drop by,
Intimidates them, they fly
The doorbell chime..
Plays strains of Dixie all the time
It fits my old lady, Gladys
Pleasingly pimps her status
My brother, Bo painted the door
Purple, kinda' goes with the floor..
My sister, Pearl, she's the fattest,
Tells me that it's the baddest.
She gets around, that gal knows the score
Moonlights as a trailer park whore..

The gutters are chrome
The shingles are gold, like beer
Snowflakes make 'em foam,
Football parties, hold 'em here
Those Steelers are grand..
We watch 'em with Bud in hand
Got Dish TV..
Our satellite's up in a tree..
My snowblower, it's a Toro
Used to be Bill's..I borrow
I keep it in the back, chained and tied
It's next to my coon dog, one eyed
Big party's today...
You bring the grub, we'll
Housewarm my doub-le wide..

Tellin' ya' Bub,
Lovin' my double wide..










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alvin - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
lmao...fave of the day
Jason - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent!
MrMacphisto - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I agree with Alvin... this is my fave too... :)
LiLTrailerParkHO - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, Toro, want a ' ride ' in that new Double-wdie ?
John Barry - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Triple fives. Beautiful ode to a double wide.
AFW - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Jason, MrMacphisto...and LTPHO...best offer I've had all day..and thanks, John..
Kletus Robertson - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
HEY, DARLENE!! C'mon ovah yere an' read this pairodee fer me...I shore cain't do it mahself....wayl, Mistah Force One: I hain't laffed so much since mah brother Orville got hitched to some gal he weren't related to! That'll be 3 lots o' fahves buddy.
LilCougarClaws - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . maybe he's Crazy, and just a tad cheap, but can't help, Lovin' that Doublewide Guy . .
AFW - December 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, K. R., and LCC. again..ya' got him pegged right..
TrailerParkHOstess - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, ~Mighty Duke 0'Edge~ I just love this . . . Nothing like that working class livin', eh?
DoubleDeeCakes - January 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I got a Cowboy , way over town, that's good to me. Oh yeah! He's sweet as honey, most Day & Night. He's my LongHorn; I hold him tight ! Yeah . . . I got a Cowboy wayyyyyy over town, that's good to me . . . RayCharles ~1955
AFW - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
LCC...you've written your first partial parody...good job, too...C'mon in, the water's fine
theLazyLay - January 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air deFarce, the Randy Duke 0'Edge: . . . -- oBama said There'd be ' Lays' like this, -- There'd be Lays like this, oBama said, yes he said , oh, yes he said . . . . . . . . -- His fly was wide open -- his paws asearching me, yeah . . . -- I so craved ' his naughty', but he just came for me " Inaugurally " . . . -- But I don't worry 'cuz . .. . ---oBama said there'd be Lays like this,-- oh, . . . there'd be Lays like this, he said, --- oBama said, oBama said ! . . . . from NorCALlips0Honey (())
AFW - January 24, 2009 - Report this comment
LCC...just happened onto your clever rewrite of "Days Like This"....You really should start writing parodies...and make 'em like this..sort of an extension of your cute commenting style
WorkingLassHO - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
This is the one that started the ' TrailerParkSeries ', Sir L'AIR de Farce, Duke 0Edge, Le "Trailer Parque Czar"

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