Song Parodies -> "Aimed That Ice Pick At His Head"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't That A Kick In The Head"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Aimed That Ice Pick At His Head"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

...on august 20, 1940 ramon mercader attacked leon trotsky, who had been deported from russia for opposing joseph stalin, with an ice pick in his home in mexico....he died the next day from his injuries...

he stuck it in deep, you see
mercader killed poor trotsky
guess he wanted him dead
aimed that ice pick at his head

at home, in a room in back
he gasped when the man attacked
but he wasn't quite smote
off to the doc, they did tote

his head was spinnin'
with that slim weapon stuck in him
somewhere joe stalin was grinnin'
revenge has got to be beautiful

the injury started to spread
the next day the man was dead
you go quick...when its a pick...in your head

"damn mercader", they said
aimed that ice pick at his head

and the doctors asked, quote
"ain't there no hole antidote?"

the man was did in
when the sharp point slid in
it was all stalin's biddin'
revenge has got to be beautiful

a puncture wound in his head
tests said that his brain was dead
he wouldn't get any better
no, not a lick
felt a prick when that guy pulled that trick
it was sick
aimed that ice pick at his head

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Jason - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Good job. 555

Meriadoc - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Who said Amiright wasn't educational? Too bad it wasn't an axe. Then it would have been an actual case where someone could use the phrase "Oh my God, there's an axe in my head!" (in two languages no less).

alvin - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks jason...thanks merry...wow..that's EXACTLY what i said when i woke up with my last hangover

Ravyn Rant - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment

Alvin! I'll never hear this song quite the same way again...and I love TOS, so I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not! But 555 for a great job. Can't decide which line I like better: "somewhere Joe Stalin was grinnin'" or "ain't there no hole antidote?"

alvin - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks ravyn....hope i didn't ruin the song for ya...lol

Peregrin - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment

I also don't know the OS, but reading it spelled it all out for me! I understand Merry's obscure comment - does anyone else?

alvin - July 31, 2008 - Report this comment

thanks peregrin....nope, not sure what merry was referring to

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.