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Song Parodies -> "A Kick In The Crotch"

Original Song Title:

"Ain't That A Kick In The Head"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"A Kick In The Crotch"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Aim lips and she turns her head
I smooch her collar, instead
On her, dribble my scotch..
Gets me a kick in the crotch..

It hurt, that shot from the left
Still I'm primed to be Hugh Hef-
Snag her hair in my watch..
Chalk 'nother kick in the crotch

Determined boozer,
Hot looks, she cooks, I can't lose her
Maybe some jokes to amuse her..
She starts to smile and it's beautiful..

Next move.. my top pick up lines
Begin to hear boredom whines
Not in my bed, a notch..
One final kick in the crotch..

As a Don Juan, I botch
Three times, a kick in the crotch

Think I'll just hang with scotch,
Three times, a kick in the crotch

Her foot is like Susquatch,
Three times, a kick in the crotch

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alvin - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
lol...very inventive rhymes for "crotch"...especially the last one
Meriadoc - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Hmmm... I saw collar, kick and crotch and thought we were gonna have a nice little bondage parody here. Ah well, it's still good. ;-)
littleScotchCakes - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir l'Air, you are funnny! Nasty, but amusing! Never boring, not thee, Sir! . . . PS: what about "I got Spurs That Jingle Jangle Jingle" . . . and they sing, "Oh, ain't you glad you're single."
Jason - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Peregrin - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW has nailed this. Is it written from first hand experience I wonder ?
Andrew D. Lacroix - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Wonderfully done. 555 cups for safety issues while you chase.
AFW - July 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin....and Meriadoc...sorry, no bondage..just a bandage...and thanks, Little Scotch...maybe, someday....and thanks, Jason, thanks, Peregrin..not from exp. thank God...and thanks to Andrew..

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