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Song Parodies -> "Waitin' For The Doctor, To See"

Original Song Title:

"Waiting For The Robert E. Lee"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Waitin' For The Doctor, To See"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You call your physician
and get automation
Says - one for prescription..
You push aggravation..
Then you're placed on hold,
off key music plays...

While you are waiting,
You're gettin' chummy with hating..
You know they're playing,
Cards, not obeying,
Chatting and saying
"Make him wait"
You're their plaything..
If you have a doctor to see..
You might as well throw your patience away!

Time slow motions along
Like some wrong speeded song..
Stuck in a hot car,,,you are..
You drive to their office, I said to their office,
And join that living dead crowd
Where the quiet sounds loud!
It's what you hate, mate, waitin' in that office
Waitin' for the doctor, to see!
Bad seating arrangement, magazines are ancient
Tv's, the wrong station, you'll be the last patient
It's a place where...all is baloney-ness..

Stare at the floor,'s the ultimate boredom
Nerves get unwound there,
Hardly a sound there,
You just wanna' leave there,
No doctor's around there..
Well, doggone,
They've called your name, now
For the good old doctor, to see!

Trail that nursie along..
Know their scale's ten pounds wrong..
Dumped in the small room,..more gloom
Your head's hangin' heavy, I said hangin' heavy,
Start to wish you weren't born,
Could be home watchin' porn!
It just don't rate, mate, sittin' in that office,
Waitin' for the doctor, to see!

Waitin' for the doctor, to see!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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alvin - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
great title captured the atmosphere of a doctor's waiting room perfectly
2Eagle - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, but that part about being home watching porn blew it.
LittleDizzyCakes - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, don't remind me of being sick ! Just the thought of a stuffy Dr's office makes me dizzy . . .
AFW - July 03, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...and 2Eagle...well, they say, humor is all relative...but of course, all relatives are not humorous...and thanks, Little Dizzy
adagio - July 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Good song and unfortunately I identify. Maybe you could have put a little bit at the end about after all that waiting, the doctor just sees you for a lousy few minutes.

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