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Song Parodies -> "Eel Tongue"
Original Song Title:
"The Night Is Young (And you're so beautiful)"
Original Performer:
Dean Martin
Parody Song Title:
"Eel Tongue"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I Love Eel Tongue,
If not available
Here among..
Your menu, beautiful waitress
May I taste yours?
Are those boobs real,
Or do you ample them?
Your appeal..
Tempts me to sample them, Baby
You should work, "Scores"
You're a creature so marvelous
That it's hard being cool
For your love I would starve and lust
Cry and whimper and drool...
I feel drunk and high
'Cause you're so glamorous
Smile and I
Will try to stammer less, Baby
My order's due...
Serve me Eel Tongue
And for dessert, sweet you
Serve me Eel Tongue
Then for dessert, sweet you
If not available
Here among..
Your menu, beautiful waitress
May I taste yours?
Are those boobs real,
Or do you ample them?
Your appeal..
Tempts me to sample them, Baby
You should work, "Scores"
You're a creature so marvelous
That it's hard being cool
For your love I would starve and lust
Cry and whimper and drool...
I feel drunk and high
'Cause you're so glamorous
Smile and I
Will try to stammer less, Baby
My order's due...
Serve me Eel Tongue
And for dessert, sweet you
Serve me Eel Tongue
Then for dessert, sweet you
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Eel tongue? Does such a delicacy exist? 555
you must do well with the babes with lines like those....smooth as eel tongue
Thanks, Jason...yes, according to the internet, it's served marinated, in Tallinn, Estonai along the Gulf of Finland...never tried it, myself....and thanks, alvin..oh, yes, I do really great in my dreams..
Correction: that's spelled, Estonia
Think I'd go straight to dessert. Reely. :-)
Thanks, Stan...yes, you're right
. . . Sir . . . there is something about this . . . perhaps it's wolfish in nature ?? it has a rather sinister ring to it . . .
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