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Song Parodies -> "Eel Tongue"

Original Song Title:

"The Night Is Young (And you're so beautiful)"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Eel Tongue"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I Love Eel Tongue,
If not available
Here among..
Your menu, beautiful waitress
May I taste yours?

Are those boobs real,
Or do you ample them?
Your appeal..
Tempts me to sample them, Baby
You should work, "Scores"

You're a creature so marvelous
That it's hard being cool
For your love I would starve and lust
Cry and whimper and drool...

I feel drunk and high
'Cause you're so glamorous
Smile and I
Will try to stammer less, Baby
My order's due...
Serve me Eel Tongue
And for dessert, sweet you

Serve me Eel Tongue
Then for dessert, sweet you

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Jason - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Eel tongue? Does such a delicacy exist? 555
alvin - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
you must do well with the babes with lines like those....smooth as eel tongue
AFW - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jason...yes, according to the internet, it's served marinated, in Tallinn, Estonai along the Gulf of Finland...never tried it, myself....and thanks, alvin..oh, yes, I do really great in my dreams..
AFW - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Correction: that's spelled, Estonia
Stan Hall - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Think I'd go straight to dessert. Reely. :-)
AFW - March 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan...yes, you're right
UnKnownVotress - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
. . . Sir . . . there is something about this . . . perhaps it's wolfish in nature ?? it has a rather sinister ring to it . . .

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