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Song Parodies -> "That's My Cooking (Extra Crisp Edit)"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's My Cooking (Extra Crisp Edit)"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Finally, the first project 4 was recorded, and thanks to Recisio and their site Karaoke Version, the new recording is among my best to date. This one fixed some stretched pacing that I did to make it educational, well now it's just silly, and the recording I think beats the lyrics, Hear the first of a beautiful series of parody. That's My Cooking!
(In My kitchen where Ramen's king
When nuke meets spoon and blows up things)

When the oven flames high like a pyro surprise
That's My Cooking
When the chef seems to cry cause I blew up his pie
That's My Cooking
The Pan Stings Oh-my-god-it-stings, Hate-this-cooking-thing
And I screamed "Shit or Dammit"
Grilled Cheese baked over-cooked-today, always-burnt to-shame
Not a way to impress eh?

When the noodles turn blue because I'm such a fool
That's My Cooking
When someone eats my meat and blood drips on their feet
Food is raw
When you smell all my stink bet you know to be
running away-oy vei
Silly Me, tongue in cheek, the story of the week
That's My Cooking

When the Toaster blows high like the 4th of July
That's My Cooking (that's his cooking)
When the class laughs and cries like Weird Al just stopped by
That's My Cooking (that's his cooking)
Alarms ring ring-a-ling-a-ling, sirens-scream-and-sing
And fingers fling in my face
I just say tried-to-cook-today, tried-to-cook-okay
No I can't eat my cheese cake (yucky cheese cake)

If the food makes you drool just like DiGiorno's do
Not My Cooking
If you want to eat wheat without feeling tipsy
Don't call me
When you walk in on me and It's burning the
ceiling, oh help me please
Excuse me, I warned thee, back before you met me
That's My Cooking
(My Cooking)
That's My Cooking. . . .
The lyrics to this song were written by Below Average Dave, Check Official Site

The backing track (instrumental) for this particular recording was done by Karaoke Version and it is copyrighted to them (used by permission). If you like it, or any other one you hear from me in the not so distant future, I advise contacting them, they are very reasonable people, just tell them David sent you and you'd like to use the downloads to record parodies. Thanks all as always.

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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 22

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Steven Benz - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Its a little above average lol i laughed and laughed..hey i took your advice and changed up the greenday parody a lil check it out
Dylan Baranski - September 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Note to self: Never eat anything that Below Average Dave has cooked.
TJC - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Now yer cookin' with um, er... PENTane!
Jonathan S. - September 10, 2007 - Report this comment
See comment on previous version [of this parody]. 555 packs of blue ramen. (Like your 11th line says)
Jonathan S.: Adeendum - September 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I like your creative (and hilarious) title: "Extra Crisp Edit".
Pappa Smurf - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Learn how to cook man. lol
Werepyre411 - December 22, 2007 - Report this comment
When the smoke hits my eye and I seem to cry That's your cooking (That's his cooking) When I give you all 5's and from laughter I die That's your cooking (That's his cooking)
Below Average Dave - March 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Everyone, sorry for my very delayed response:)
Matthias - April 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Without a doubt a Below Average Dave class. Dating all the way back to the first Ages of Amiright. I barely even remember that competition. A few things looking back in retrospect though: "The class laughs and cries like Weird Al stopped by" doesn't really make much sense when it comes to cooking. Doesn't make much sense to me. Everything else is still great today as it was back then.
Blaydeman - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It made me hungry, for more Dave parodies! Awesome job man!
Mark Scotti - April 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A parody "dish" well served!
Syncronos - April 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Waitress! There's 5 hairs in my soup!!
Agrimorfee - April 15, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) i am with Matthias on this, you're writing style has changed since then, and it changed for the better. "The pan it stings" in particular caught me off-guard.
bobpiecheese - April 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Oh dear, culinary arts clearly ain't your thing. Obviously because your expertise is focused on writing awesome parodies like this one. 555!
Rex - April 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Mamma mia, that's a speecy spicy parody! (And if you're not old enough to get that reference, enjoy your youth) :-)

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