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Song Parodies -> "That's Old Glory"

Original Song Title:

"That's Amore"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"That's Old Glory"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Bless our flag in the sky
Bright and bold, wavin' high
That's...Old Glory

Thirteen stripes, fifty stars
Fought in wars, battle scars
That's...Old Glory

Tops the pole,
Fabric of our soul
Everywhere we stroll
Plays it's role
..flying nimble

Betsy Ross
Was the banner boss
Stitched it with a gloss
Comes across our symbol

Hail this flag of our land
In it's presence, we stand
That's...Old Glory

Might complain, but we'll stay
In "Good Old USA"
...That we love..

Over two hundred years
We been writing and cheering
...It's story..

Now we're proud, and we're free
In a democracy..
With...Old Glory !

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   10

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Mike Juergens - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Went 544, though 'funny' isn't quite your aim here. Last verses a bit less 'inspired....'
Dylan Baranski - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5 for such an awesome & patriotic parody of the OS.
Nitpicker - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Well, technically, we're in 50 democracies--and one big representative republic. We didn't want to end up like the Athenians, you know.
Jonathan S. - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Normally, I don't care for serious parodies, but you've really impressed me! Substituting "funny" for, oh, say, "well-written," you've garnered the 555th amendment. Again, good job!
Ferragamo - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm gonna vote 5-5-5 despite the "seriousness" too. I have to agree with Jonathan about altering the funny category for this one. I'll think of it as "overall quality".
alvin - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
very appropriate
stuart mcarthur - May 30, 2007 - Report this comment
a new anthem with an Italian touch - bellissimo - 555 - bullet-proof pacing too AFW - 555

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