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Song Parodies -> "The Last Time I Saw Paris"

Original Song Title:

"The Last Time I Saw Paris"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"The Last Time I Saw Paris"

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The Lyrics

A lady known as Paris, so wild and so alarming
Won't see her old companions for forty five days
Lonely girl with lonely eyes
Was sentenced to remain
Behind high gates of strife
Not quite The Simple Life..
She could go insane..

The Last Time I Saw Paris
She was locked with criminals
Had traded down her Gucci gown
For orange coveralls

The Last Time I Saw Paris
She looked a little lean
And stepped out of a paddy wagon
Not a limousine

There were no Paparazzis there
Publicity, or press
Her make up was a travesty
Her hair style quite a mess..

The Last Time I Saw Paris
No fine meal did she sup
Just beans from plates
Like all inmates
And drank from a tin cup

Gone are glamorous hours
And nite clubbing parties
Instead she's sharing showers
And hard bunks at night

Been incarcerated
Because of her D-U-I's
Ignored probation jive
Decided she'd still drive
Until the Judge got wise..

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Total Votes: 6

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alvin - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
title of the day even if you didn't change it... she's spending her term where i grew up... lynwood, i mean...not prison...i wish they would do a reality show about her now...this i definitely WOULD watch
AFW - May 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...I agree
LPG-Unit - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I like it when Hilton gets jailed for being a Grand Theft Auto-reminiscent hooligan 555!!!!
Sam Fisher (the real Splinter Cell guy, not the ripoff) - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
She deserves to be jailed... 555 for the parody!!
Chris Pollman - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Haha, good job. 555.
AFW - May 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to LPG, Sam, and Chris
McKludge - May 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent, though I expected some verse about how Hilton is now in the Hotel With No Windows :-)
Alpha Skua - December 19, 2019 - Report this comment
The word is Don't Break the Law

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