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Song Parodies -> "Baby, That's Gold Inside"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, It's Cold Outside"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Baby, That's Gold Inside"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

These in-lays that shine,
Baby, That's Gold Inside
McNuggets in line
Baby, That's Gold Inside
I rule like a king,
With dentality bling, bling
So very nice,
I snag hot babes,
When they look twice..

My bullion smile makes'em mellow
Stamps me a stand out fellow
Like Donald Trump, conductin' hot deals
Rollin' on pink Cadillac wheels
I sure thank, Doctor Murray
Took his time, did not hurry,
Might just go and get me some more..
Hold it gal, stop bangin' my door!

I say with a wink,
"Baby, it's bad in there!"
Cool gleams when I drink
Big bucks, you can add in there..
Hey teeth, take a bow,
Reflecting in your eyes, now
I know darn well, no other dude,
could look so swell...
The payments ain't late, no, no, sir
Don't want repossessed what I owe, sir
This mouth is all my joy and my pride
It's a little Fort Knox inside..
It goes a long way,
14 K rolled in,
Baby, It's Gold Inside....

Yeah, Baby, It's Gold Inside.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Matthias - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
carol - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
please accept these three solid gold 5's
AFW - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias, and carol
Billy Boyd - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody was rich. All 5's
AFW - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Billy
Red Ant - November 25, 2005 - Report this comment
'dentality bling bling' lol. You're pimpin' now!
AFW - November 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant.... sort a' what I had in mind, there...yeah

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