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Song Parodies -> "Weigh Marie"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Marie"

Original Performer:

Dean Martin

Parody Song Title:

"Weigh Marie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Weigh Marie, (weigh marie)
Weigh Marie, (weigh marie)
Sir, I did..she weighs three eighty three (three eighty three?)
The same as her twin sister, Betty, (betty)
They both eat too damned much spaghetti, (spaghetti)

Weigh Marie, (weigh marie)
Oh, Weigh Marie, (weigh marie)
Tried again, but the scale broke, you see...
So, don't say, (don't say)
Weigh Marie, (weigh marie)
These Burbanks they do not come free...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Rick C - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Short but riotous....5s
John Barry - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Short but heavy.
alvin rhodes - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
555 lbs !
Billy Boyd - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this was LOL funny.
AFW - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank You's to Rick C., John, Alvin, and Billy

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