Song Parodies -> "Thats A Maury"

Original Song Title:

"Thats Amore"

Original Performer:

"Thats A Maury"

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The Lyrics

Saw one "Thats on Maury" couplet on the aforementioned tweet, and I knew this was ripe for humor. This was also done once before on Amiright by the venerable "Airfarceone"

When the truth brings to light, you're a big piece of shyte
Thats a Maury
When your deviant sex life, gets exposed to your wife
Thats a Maury

She will shriek, Eeka-eeka-eek,
Eeka- eeka -eek, "Go To Hella"
You will say, "Honey let me stay, Honey let me stay"
I'm not wella

When the fact that you're slime gets revealed in real time
Thats a Maury
When the pics of your butt prove to Dad you're a slut
You're exposed

When you act like a skank
And you got all the boys wanking, Cheap Whor-ey
Pardon me .. but you see .. here on Tabloid TV
Thats a Maury

When the DNA test has you totally stressed
Thats a Maury
When the blood test ensures that the bastard is yours
Thats a Maury

Audience hoots, Hootie hootie hoot
Hootie hootie hoot; "You're the fella"
You will cluck, "What the total f#(k
What the total f#(k " .. I'm in hell-ah

When this unhinged freak show sets new cultural low
Thats on Maury
When this toxic witch brew lowers nation's IQ
Thats on him

When you're dealing in sleaze
And you dont feel uneasy, Signore
Pardon me .. but you see .. here on tabloid TV
Its on Maury

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