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Song Parodies -> "White House 9-1-1"

Original Song Title:

"White Room"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"White House 9-1-1"

Parody Written by:

Giblet O'sarcasm

The Lyrics

A grimly humorous look at how the country has changed since 9/11/2001 (Written prior to the war in Iraq)INSTRUMENTAL CHORUS: "WHITE ROOM" HARD ROCK INTRO
At the White House, with drawn curtains, plans are brewing
Terrorists and their accomplices pursuing
Condoleezza, Dick and Dubya making their case
That Saddam (if not Osama) must be erased

Some suspects now stay at Guantanamo Bay
Others at different armed forces jails by themselves


At the airports, federal buildings, railroad stations
Home security is tight'ning 'cross the nation
No more guns or plasticware or wire cutters
Watch for anthrax in the mail and in the gutters

Your dear Uncle Sam even checks your e-mails
Beware the websites you choose to browse by yourself


Dubya, beating on his war drum, made his mind up
Calling allies and the UN all to line up
Get behind his plan to topple Saddam Hussein
He said UN resolutions have been in vain

"We need to strike first--we would love you on board
If not, we're ready to take Iraq by ourselves!"


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