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Song Parodies -> "Eliot Ness"

Original Song Title:

"My Happiness"

Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"Eliot Ness"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

He went after Al Capone
Wouldn't leave poor Al, alone
As "Untouchable" was known,
......Eliot Ness

Busted up those brewery stills
Givin' Al, Chicago ills
Offered bribes, turned down the bills,
......Eliot Ness

By nineteen...thirty four
In Ohio,..fought crime some more
Unsuccessful, and then..
Turned to heavy drinking,...again

Fought depression, more and more
Heart attack at "Fifty Four"
Never knew his fame would soar,
......Eliot Ness

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 5

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alvin rhodes - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment
infotainment !
PMS - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job!
AFW - July 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, and PMS

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