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Song Parodies -> "His 'Holey'-ness"

Original Song Title:

"My Happiness"

Original Performer:

Connie Francis

Parody Song Title:

"His 'Holey'-ness"

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The Lyrics

I wrote this one when JP2 got a tracheotomy tube. It started when I remarked how it was a good thing I did not work at the Vatican since between his bullet wound and tracheiostomy I'd be hard put to call the Pope "His Holiness" while keeping a straight face. Picutre the Biggus Dickus scene from Monty Python's "Life of Brian" I will warn one and all that the day after I wrote this I got the worst throat infection ever, One eprson who heard it got an ear infection. Hope no one goes blind reading it.
They put a trach in JP2.
To stop the Pope from turning blue.
Gave new shades of meaning to
His Holey- ness.

If I worked at the Vatican
I would be forever banned
First time I had to call the man
His Holiness.

I'd be unable to erase
The grin that bloomed upon my face
Or else otherwise disgrace
His Holiness.

Moreover I'd find it a gas
To hear the Pontiff belch High Mass
He'd excommunicate my ass,
His Holiness.

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