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Song Parodies -> "GOP's Sickening, Too"

Original Song Title:

"I Get A Kick Out Of You"

Original Performer:

Cole Porter

Parody Song Title:

"GOP's Sickening, Too"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

After posting Gonna Be Sick Till It's Through (POTUS Campaign), which focused mostly on the Dems, the Federal Equal Time regulators demanded that one be posted on the GOP turkeys as well. OK...
Republican '08 races unfold
Most voters in I-o-wa have already been polled
For straw ballot glory, the candidates chase
Speaking pap at a non-debate
Phony clichés, regurgitate
To take Dubya's place

I get no kick from McCain
Only Ron Paul fascinates me at all --
Votes "No" on Iraq in '02 [1]
Sam Brownback? Too far-Right askew

Thompson, and Thompson again
Tommy and Fred are too much for my head
He's an actor and Senator, too
Or Governor? Don't know who's who

I'm getting sick ev'ry time I see:
Mitt Romney on abortions;
Tancredo dissing on Mi-am-i; [2]
Or R. Giuliani's divortions

I don't trust Mike Huckabee
Hope, Arkansas must breed flouters of law
Because Bill Clinton hails from there, too [3]
I think one's enough; how 'bout you?

[1] Only '08 Republican candidate to have voted against the 2002 Iraq War Resolution.

[2] "On November 28, 2006, Tancredo was quoted in several news sources as referring to the city of Miami, Florida as a "Third World country". With an average home price of USD 371,000.00? And forget about an oceanfront condo....

[3] Shouldn't there be a law against any given town excreting more than one President on the country?

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Michael Pacholek - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Even a turtle moves faster than a Republican's mind. And, you cannot make this stuff up, the security code for this comment was... RFU.
Ravyn Rant - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Well done! And thanks for doing the intro. Loved the abortion/divortion rhyme. 555
alvin - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...nice job of balancing things out
Ann Hammond - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Jason - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
The Turtle Is Back Again!
Agrimorfee - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
No partisanship here...good job.
Tommy Turtle - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek, Ravyn Rant (you're welcome!), alvin, Ann Hammond, Jason, Agrimorfee, thanks.
stuart mcarthur - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
ah, I knew you'd be back, TT! - with all your trademark detail and wit - loved " I get no kick from McCain" lol- 555
John Jenkins - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Ron Paul is intriguing, isn't he?
Kristof Robertson - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Although the names mean nothing to me, TT, the sentiment and the wit are right on the money. Welcome back. 555
Tommy Turtle - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
Stuart, you wanted me to leave so you could do your tribute... it's been five months... was that long enough? Anyway, thanks.... John Jenkins, yes... only one in either party who has consistently renounced global interventionism.... Kristof Robertson, thanks, and thanks.

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