Song Parodies -> Blow Up Doll
| Original Song Title: | "Living Doll" |
| Original Performer: | Cliff Richard |
| Parody Song Title: | "Blow Up Doll" |
| Parody Written by: | Kristian |
hopefully you never have to have a date with somthing you have to inflate
Got myself a lifeless, thoughtless
Sleepless, walkless, blow up doll
No need to do my best to please her,
just cos she's a blow up doll.
I don't have a wife and that is
Why she satisfies my soul
Got a one and only lifeless, thoughtless,
Livin doll
Got a rovin' eye and that is
why she satisfies my soul.
Got the one and only walkin',
talkin', livin' doll.
Just take a look at her hair,
it's plastic, if you don't
believe what I say, I'm spastic
Gonna hug her in the street,
so all the geeks,
can see that she just loves me
Got myself a lifeless, thoughtless
Sleepless, walkless, blow up doll
No need to do my best to please her,
just cos she's a blow up doll.
I don't have a wife and that is
Why she satisfies my soul
Got a one and only lifeless, thoughtless,
Livin doll
Just take a look at her hair,
it's plastic, if you don't
believe what I say, I'm spastic
Gonna hug her in the street,
so all the geeks,
can see that she just loves me
Got myself a lifeless, thoughtless
Sleepless, walkless, blow up doll
No need to do my best to please her,
just cos she's a blow up doll.
I don't have a wife and that is
Why she satisfies my soul
Got a one and only lifeless, thoughtless,
Blow up doll
Sleepless, walkless, blow up doll
No need to do my best to please her,
just cos she's a blow up doll.
I don't have a wife and that is
Why she satisfies my soul
Got a one and only lifeless, thoughtless,
Livin doll
Got a rovin' eye and that is
why she satisfies my soul.
Got the one and only walkin',
talkin', livin' doll.
Just take a look at her hair,
it's plastic, if you don't
believe what I say, I'm spastic
Gonna hug her in the street,
so all the geeks,
can see that she just loves me
Got myself a lifeless, thoughtless
Sleepless, walkless, blow up doll
No need to do my best to please her,
just cos she's a blow up doll.
I don't have a wife and that is
Why she satisfies my soul
Got a one and only lifeless, thoughtless,
Livin doll
Just take a look at her hair,
it's plastic, if you don't
believe what I say, I'm spastic
Gonna hug her in the street,
so all the geeks,
can see that she just loves me
Got myself a lifeless, thoughtless
Sleepless, walkless, blow up doll
No need to do my best to please her,
just cos she's a blow up doll.
I don't have a wife and that is
Why she satisfies my soul
Got a one and only lifeless, thoughtless,
Blow up doll
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Not bad, pacing a bit wonky but otherwise pretty good. 455
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