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Song Parodies -> "Hooker On A Corner"

Original Song Title:

"Genie In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Hooker On A Corner"

Parody Written by:

gMan

The Lyrics

I'm standing on the corner here
In a tiny dress, I'm almost bare
I'm waiting just for you, if you want me

I really don't care who you are
As long as you have cash and a car
Baby, baby, baby

Oh...
If your body's saying let's go
Oh...
But your girlfriend just said no

If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I'll fulfill your fantasy
I charge fifty bucks per session
But every tenth time it's free

I'm a hooker on a corner baby
I will rub you the right way honey
I'm a hooker on a corner baby
Come, come, come on and pick me up

Come to me if you wanna score
In a way you've never tried before
I'll let you look and touch, I'll let you haunt me

I'll give you a quickie, I'll give you a blow
I'll give you a lick from head to toe
Baby, baby, baby

Oh...
If your body's saying let's go
Oh...
But your girlfriend just said no

If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I'll fulfill your fantasy
I charge fifty bucks per session
But every tenth time it's free

If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
If you have the sum I ask for
You are sure to get laid
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Just come and pick me up, baby
And I'll sleep with you

I'm a hooker on a corner, baby
Come, come, come on and pick me up

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