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Song Parodies -> "Halfling"

Original Song Title:

"Half Breed"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cher

Parody Song Title:

"Halfling"

Parody Written by:

BlueLightUnicorn

The Lyrics

A fantasy-centric version of this song because even hybrids have it hard
My father married a real fairy
My mother's people were ashamed of me
The fair folk said I was human by law
The human always called me faerie spawn

Halfling
That's all I ever heard
Halfling
How I learned to hate the word
Halfling
Oh she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

We never settled went from town to town
When you're not trusted you don't hang around
The other children always ran from me
"She's gonna get us she's a fairy!"

Halfling
That's all I ever heard
Halfling
How I learned to hate the word
Halfling
Oh she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

Halfling
That's all I ever heard
Halfling
How I learned to hate the word
Halfling
Oh she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

We weren't accepted and I felt ashamed
Fourteen I spread my wings and flew away
My life since then as been from land to land
But I can't run away from who I am

Halfling
That's all I ever heard
Halfling
How I learned to hate the word
Halfling
Oh she's no good they warned
Both sides were against me since the day I was born

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