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Song Parodies -> "They're the Bears"

Original Song Title:

"It's my life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"They're the Bears"

Parody Written by:

Cubsnut1231

The Lyrics

I don't think this is my best one but i put it on anyway.
This ain't a song for the football haters
No silent prayer for the the Bears great tacklers
I ain't gonna be just covered in mud
I’m gonna be the guy
in the other guy’s blood

[Chorus:]
they’re the Bears
It's now or never
We gonna win the superbowl ever
Bet they’re gonna win while I’m alive
(they’re the Bears)
the hole is like an open highway
run it big
to score in the big game
Bet they’re gonna score on this drive
they’re the Bears

This is for the QB’s who stood their ground
backers came runnin but they never backed down
the hits are getting and they don’t go down
just throw the ball harder
and you’ll get a touchdown

[Chorus:]
they’re the Bears
It's now or never
We gonna win the superbowl ever
Bet they’re gonna win while I’m alive
(they’re the Bears)
the hole is like an open highway
run it big
to score in the big game
Bet they’re gonna score on this drive
they’re the Bears

Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down

[Chorus:]
they’re the Bears
It's now or never
We gonna win the superbowl ever
Bet they’re gonna win while I’m alive
(they’re the Bears)
the hole is like an open highway
run it big
to score in the big game
Bet they’re gonna score on this drive
they’re the Bears


[Chorus:]
they’re the Bears
It's now or never
We gonna win the superbowl ever
Bet they’re gonna win while I’m alive
(they’re the Bears)
the hole is like an open highway
run it big
to score in the big game
Bet they’re gonna score on this drive

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Barry Wilson JR. - September 09, 2008 - Report this comment
The age of Orton is upon you. To bad it should be like WWE wrestler Randy Orton, and that age is rated RKOver. This parody rating is rated 555. Now chew on that.

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