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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bell Race"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Helms
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Race"
Parody Written by:
Darius Whitehead
The Lyrics
We would give you a cool Jingle Bell Rap, but we left our two elves (one who's a rapper and one who's a DJ) at home. So we had to make it the Jingle Bell Race, a parody where the race caller (or as you'd like to call race track announcer) sings the Jingle Bell Race while our drivers start their engines in the Jingle Bell track. Boy, we hope to see our drivers pick up the speed.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell race,
Jingling sweet to jingling beats.
Strollin', controllin' the boat with some fun,
Now the Jingle Elf has to run.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell race,
Jinglin' start in the jinglin' cart.
Shakin' and breakin' the jingle bell car,
Doesn't get too far!
See the legend, with his engine,
That's racing for today.
Jingle fuel time is a cool time,
To start driving the track all the way.
Ride around, jingle cars, pick up the speed.
Drive it around in space.
Reach the finish after reaching your speed,
That's the Jingle Bell race!
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell race,
Jinglin' start in the jinglin' cart.
Shakin' and breakin' the jingle bell car,
Doesn't get too far!
See the legend, with his engine,
That's racing for today.
Jingle fuel time is a cool time,
To start driving the track all the way.
Ride around, jingle cars, pick up the speed.
Drive it around in space.
Reach the finish after reaching your speed,
That's the Jingle Bell,
That's the Jingle Bell,
That's the Jingle Bell race!
Jingling sweet to jingling beats.
Strollin', controllin' the boat with some fun,
Now the Jingle Elf has to run.
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell race,
Jinglin' start in the jinglin' cart.
Shakin' and breakin' the jingle bell car,
Doesn't get too far!
See the legend, with his engine,
That's racing for today.
Jingle fuel time is a cool time,
To start driving the track all the way.
Ride around, jingle cars, pick up the speed.
Drive it around in space.
Reach the finish after reaching your speed,
That's the Jingle Bell race!
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell race,
Jinglin' start in the jinglin' cart.
Shakin' and breakin' the jingle bell car,
Doesn't get too far!
See the legend, with his engine,
That's racing for today.
Jingle fuel time is a cool time,
To start driving the track all the way.
Ride around, jingle cars, pick up the speed.
Drive it around in space.
Reach the finish after reaching your speed,
That's the Jingle Bell,
That's the Jingle Bell,
That's the Jingle Bell race!
(C) Darius Studios.
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