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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bell Socks"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

Parody Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Socks"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Entry 3 of my "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. Every year, you get that one gift that makes your entire holiday wonderful. Someone should have told this guy that some presents are ONLY for the holidays. Original Song
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell socks
Striped red and green, the jingle bells ring
Sliding and gliding, through the house I run
Man these jingle socks are such fun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell socks
Fun every time, they’re almost knee high
They’re so enchanting, it’s almost not fair
Full of yuletide flair!

And in my eyes, they’re the best kind
To wear on Christmas Day
And I can’t hide, not if I tried…
Hear them chiming from a block away

Wear ‘em all round the house, won’t leave my feet
Not even for the wash
Worn in December or in the summer heat
Love my jingle bell socks!

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell socks
Kids hide their eyes, irked just by the sight
“Dad, you’re annoying, we really don’t care
For those socks you wear!”

But in my eyes, they’re the best kind
A slice of Christmas Day
Jingle bells chime, make me smile wide
I’m not minding what the haters say

And I’ll scream, ‘til I’m hoarse, love for these things
I’ll wear them all year long!
Hear them a-jingle on my toasty warm feet
Don’t need nothing more!
“Hon, you’re fifty-four...lose the jingle bell socks!”

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Matthias - December 03, 2018 - Report this comment
This one was my favorite of the day which is surprising because I thought it was going to be dumb from the goofy and simple title but it turned out to be hilarious with a completely out of touch dad obsessing over his new dorky & ugly socks!!
Jonathan - December 03, 2018 - Report this comment
this rocked my socked! ...socks! 5s
Agrimorfee - December 03, 2018 - Report this comment
Socked it to us! 555
2Eagle - December 04, 2018 - Report this comment
Ode to crazy holiday socks - do they match the sweater?
Alpha Skua - December 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Storm the Albatross - December 19, 2020 - Report this comment
Get one of those ugly Christmas Sweaters which has a Rudolph with Blinking Nose

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