Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell socks
Striped red and green, the jingle bells ring
Sliding and gliding, through the house I run
Man these jingle socks are such fun

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell socks
Fun every time, they’re almost knee high
They’re so enchanting, it’s almost not fair
Full of yuletide flair!

And in my eyes, they’re the best kind
To wear on Christmas Day
And I can’t hide, not if I tried…
Hear them chiming from a block away

Wear ‘em all round the house, won’t leave my feet
Not even for the wash
Worn in December or in the summer heat
Love my jingle bell socks!

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell socks
Kids hide their eyes, irked just by the sight
“Dad, you’re annoying, we really don’t care
For those socks you wear!”

But in my eyes, they’re the best kind
A slice of Christmas Day
Jingle bells chime, make me smile wide
I’m not minding what the haters say

And I’ll scream, ‘til I’m hoarse, love for these things
I’ll wear them all year long!
Hear them a-jingle on my toasty warm feet
Don’t need nothing more!
“Hon, you’re fifty-four...lose the jingle bell socks!”