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Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 24. Freaky Elf Clock"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

Parody Song Title:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 24. Freaky Elf Clock"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

some dude's Christmas Party is disrupted, by the presence of an elf clock, which the host perceives to freaky! please enjoy!
apologies in advance to Patrick, for using this OS. but I actually love it! hey, maybe he likes "Wonderful Christmas Time" which, as I have already mentioned in another parody, I detest!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itcMLwMEeMQ
what the #3!!'s on my shelf?!
Freaky Elf Clock
making me flinch
not to be a Grinch
ticking and tocking
it's now 8:01
way it's staring
I think I'll run!

who the #3!! thought it swell
to bring this clock?!
losin' my mind
while checkin' the time
watching and waiting
to kill me, I swear!
messed my underwear!

tell me, this time
it's Christmas Time
that clock, though, cannot stay
who the #3!!, guys?
brought one that size?!
and just thought "oh well,
he'll be okay..."

gittin' out, my own house
don't fail me, feet!
couple times 'round the block...
please, Kris Kringle
do not leave gifts for me
please, just take that C;)@^^// clock!

who the #3!! thought it swell
to bring this clock?!
losin' my mind
while checkin' the time
watching and waiting
to kill me, I swear!
messed my underwear!

tell me, this time
it's Christmas Time
that clock, though, cannot stay
who the #3!!, guys?
brought one that size?!
and just thought "oh well,
he'll be okay..."

gittin' out, my own house
don't fail me, feet!
couple times 'round the block...
please, Kris Kringle
do not leave gifts for me
please, just take that elf...
Freaky Elf, From #3!!...
Take That Freaky Elf Clock!
thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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Rob Arndt - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Freaky fun- 555!
Jeff - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment
5's man... I couldn't help my(s)elf (bad pun)!
Corey - December 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Q: What kind of music do elves like best?
A: "Wrap" music!
Jonathan - December 23, 2017 - Report this comment
Rob - thanks, mate!
Jeff - thank you! no such thing as a bad pun, I always say!
Corey - I love it! thank you!

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