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Song Parodies -> "Single Gals Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

Parody Song Title:

"Single Gals Rock"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Single gals, single gals, single gals rock
Single gals swing..their single gal thing
Dancin', romancin', I'm glancin' with winks
Fishin' fantasy for some kinks..

Single gals, single gals, single gals rock
Single gal climbs sure would be swell times
Eighteen and older, my shoulder's a lend
For their broke heart's mend..

Flashin' bright eyes..promise night sighs
And fall prey to my prowl..
Single gal primes..I ring their chimes
Feel like lettin' go one big wolf howl...

Oh, Giddy..their single hearts, pick up line meat
Jingle coins..like rich jock..
Mixin' and minglin'..charms them off their feet
Love the single gals,
Love those single gals,
All the single gals rock..

Love the single gals,
Love those single gals,
All the single gals rock..

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Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Gal...vanizing! ;D
Rod - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Glad I lived thru those days..
LilPinkyWinky - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
This is cute, Sir L'AIR de Farce, Le Duke oWink !
AFW - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OM..good pun...thanks, Rod..so did I, too, really....and thanks, Lilpinky..cute new name
Still Searching - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
EXCELLENT! And yeah,single gals do rock. Rock on the beach, rock in the city, rock in the casbah, across the universe. C'mon everybody let's rock rock till we drop!
Andria - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Good one... as good as or better than my crack at the same OS, and I'm still single. Every man I meet has had too much baggage or sexual perversions, including one who liked being covered in Oil of Olay from head to toe before carnal knowledge and another who liked being beaten with a baseball bat. This single gal rocks, and these 5s aren't single.

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