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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Hell Shop"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bell Rock"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Helms
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Hell Shop"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Jingle hell, jingle hell, jingle hell shop
Jingle hell buy or jingle hell die
Christmas, ain't listless, it's coming up fast
So you better jingle move your ass
Jingle hell, jingle hell, jingle hell shop
Jingle hell wrap your jingle hell crap
Your fambly, is grabby, they can't get enough
Jingle charge some stuff
It's a great time, for a hate crime
So kick some elves today
Christmas Yule time, it's a cool time
To open fire on a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up, jingle mule, carry them bags
Do it til you jingle drop
Kris needs to Kringle and he won't be Komplete
Til you jingle hell shop
Jingle hell buy or jingle hell die
Christmas, ain't listless, it's coming up fast
So you better jingle move your ass
Jingle hell, jingle hell, jingle hell shop
Jingle hell wrap your jingle hell crap
Your fambly, is grabby, they can't get enough
Jingle charge some stuff
It's a great time, for a hate crime
So kick some elves today
Christmas Yule time, it's a cool time
To open fire on a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up, jingle mule, carry them bags
Do it til you jingle drop
Kris needs to Kringle and he won't be Komplete
Til you jingle hell shop
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This was a jingle blast!
Is this be CP? I do believe so, and yet another great little ditty to add to your stack! Very much captures the current mood of the season. Fave line: "Your fambly, is grabby, they can't get enough". Love your stuff! Hey we saw a funny card the other day. At the top was: "Putting Christ Back in Christmas". A guy looking at a pair of slippers, --with a tag for $275--, (thinks) "Christ!"
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