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Song Parodies -> "The Rivendell Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Jingle Bell Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Helms

Parody Song Title:

"The Rivendell Rock"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

A special dedication to Arwen, who I'm pretty sure will vote on this song.
Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate!
Rivendell, Rivendell, Rivendell rocks!
Rivendell gleams by Rivendell streams;
Elves are so powerful, lingo's a trip;
Now it's time for the Fellowship!

Rivendell, Rivendell, Rivendell rocks!
Gandalf and Gimli, strap on your jocks;
Frodo's a masochist, but not in vain;
His pain is your gain!

It's some mean work, but with teamwork,
We'll sock that Sauron's Eye!
Rivendell time, it's a swell time
To eat truffles with lembas pie!

Giddy-up, Fellowship, A-ra-gorn's
Leading us like a flock;
He looks like Jesus but without the thorns;
That's why Rivendell rocks!

Middle-earth time, it's the worst time,
Nine Ringwraiths on the trail;
'Bye to Arwen, oh ma darlin',
With your brooch on me I cannot fail!

Pity us, Elrond, pray for us, please;
Legolas, load and lock--
We'll see what happens in this trilogy--
That's the Rivendell Rock!

Merry, Pippin, they be trippin',
They get to join the fight!
And Sam Gamgee's a wise man, he's
Not letting Baggins-boy out of his sight!

Give it up, Boromir, lay off the Ring;
You're gonna take your knocks!
And leave the leadin' to the guy who'll be King!
That's the Rivendell,
Thanks to Rivendell,
That's the Rivendell Rock!
©Bob Gomez 2003

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 9

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Arwen - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
HOOORAY!! this really couldn't be any better for me! i love all things Christmas...and all things Rings...so...it's FABULOUS! i love the original...i LOVE the parody...Thanks, Bob...all 5's, of course!
Arwen - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
HOOORAY!! this really couldn't be any better for me! i love all things Christmas...and all things Rings...so...it's FABULOUS! i love the original...i LOVE the parody...Thanks, Bob...all 5's, of course!
Arwen - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
not sure what the double post is all about...but it WAS really good...
Bob Gomez - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, no problem. d;:^)
Bob Gomez - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks again d;:^)
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob Gomez, Bob Gomez, Bob Gomez rocks!
Parodies ring and parodies sing
Nails all the pacing
And internal rhymes
Makes his readers laugh every time!

Giddy-up, Bobby-boy
Pick up your mouse
Post a new pa-ro-dy
Make us giggle with your slick artistry
Thatís the Bobby we
Thatís the Bobby we
Thatís the Bobby we love!

Three 5ís for your fabulous Fellowship parody, sir!
My favorite line:

Gandalf and Gimli, strap on your jocksĒ

2nz - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Top marks, wonderful song, this song is so good it makes me forget about my... my... my precious.
Diva - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good show, Bob.
Bob Gomez - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, Johnny D, wouldn't you know--that was my favorite line, too! And thanks for the extra verses. I'd respond similarly, but I think it would seem--I don't know-- fulsome? d;:^)
Claude Prez - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
LORD that was good
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Bob, any similar kind of response from you would not seem fulsome or smarmy or insincere to me at all. And I hope my own extra verses didn't come across as fulsome smarminess (or as smarmy fulsomeness), either - they came from the heart because I am a major, hard-core LOTR-Geek, and your parody delighted me immensely.
Bob Gomez - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny, may the Force be with you. Oh, shit, wrong obsession. ... d;:^)
Yoda - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Wise you are, Bobba Gomezwalker.
Rice Cube - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, this was a good touch :-)
Spaff.com - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This jingled my rocks. Er, rocked my bells. Er, balled my elves. Whatever.

Bee Gee: I've got a parody in the works with the line "Merry and Pippin were straight buggin' trippin'." Just wanted you to know that you beat me to it, damn you, but I'm gonna use it anyway. So there.
Guy - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
What can I say Bob, this rocks. DOne extremely well as usual. 5 rings.
Phil Alexander - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Superb stuff... "He looks like Jesus but without the thorns" :-)
debbie - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i love elijah wood and he is still fit as frodo with the ears, wig and hairy feet i love you eljah please quit smoking
aimee - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
bob this is aimee can you do a site for elijah wood (frodo) as he is so fit and i love him. please please please!!! and i love what you did with this site espessially the song (top of the page) do you have any pics of elijah ps write back please
debbie - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
aimee are you still online
aimee - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
yes i am still online...y do you wanna chat?
debbie - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i cant believe u like elijah wood none of my mates do they all think he is a geek. did you know their is website called elijah wood is very vey gay.com if you want to send an e-mail the address is veryverygay@hotmail.com any way who else do you love. i love nick cater aaron carter will smith LL cool j 50 cent 2pac dr dre eminem + more gotta go bye
I Just Broke Out of Lakeside - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
OMG!!! Nick Carter and Arron are very very very gay Elijah Wood is sooo gorgeous !! We loves him precious he makes furry feet look so hot he does precious oh and Bob, Frodo IS NOT A MASOCHIST he is a sweet self sacrificing loyal selfless wise brave little hobbit thakyouverymuch --there i think i've obsessed enough oh and i liked your parody :)
Johnny D - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
HEY PEOPLE, it's time to restore your votes on this Gomezzian classic! 555!

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