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Song Parodies -> "Juice The Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Mac The Knife"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Juice The Knife"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Written in 1997, so it's not up to AmIRight standards. Dusted off after O.J.'s latest troubles, as nailed by John Barry's great parody. ... Also more topical now: This author's noobie-day submission (30 Jan 06), "O. J. Simpson: Your Debts Are Gonna Grow".
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, yeah
And he shows them pearly white
Just a jack-knife has O. J Simpson
And he keeps it out of sight

When the shark bites with his teeth, babe
Scarlet billows start to spread
Too-small gloves, though, wears O. J. Simpson
So there's never, never a trace of red

Down in Brentwood, ooh, sunny morning, uh huh
Lie two bodies just a-oozing life
And O. J.'s fleein' in his Bronco
With a passport, cash, and a knife

On a golf course, down by Miami, don't ya know
O. J. calmly plays a round
Says he looks for the real killer
So he quickly must leave town

Did you hear about Ronald Goldman? He disappeared, yeah
After going out with Miss Nicole Brown
And O. J.'s back on the street, yeah
Turned the system upside down

Lots of men who hate their wives call
Askin' Juice if he can end their misery
Oh, the line forms on the right, yeah
Now that O. J.'s been set free!

AmIRight parody of TOS by AceAnthony, "O.J. the Knife", starts out somewhat similarly, then the two diverge. © 1997 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

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alvin - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
i'm guilty of laughing at this one
Agrimorfee - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Some of our dusty parodies are actually better than we think (see my "Attic" series). The opening lines from the OS kept in, but otherwise smart and funny like most Tommy Turtle works.
Kristof Robertson - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Don't start getting all self-critical on us now, TT! This is much better than you think, and of course, very timely. 555
MasonR - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
You acquitted yourself well here.
AFW - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Classy job, very funny..might have had a little more impact l3 years ago...but, with the latest OJ chapter, it blends right in..especially liked the "too small gloves" line
Ann Hammond - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang
Tommy Turtle - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
alvin, thanks... Agrimorfee, thanks.

Kristof, thanks... as Ag said, if done today I would not leave so much of the OS unchanged, but really appreciate the comment :)

MasonR, lol! :) thanks.... AFW and Ann Hammond, thanks.
John Jenkins - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
The Brown and Goldman families might not appreciate the humor here, but the arrogance of the murderer needs to be pointed out - and this parody does that very well.
TT - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
John Jenkins, thanks... I too feel for the families, but when courts fail to dish out justice, at least we comedians can dish out ridicule.... thanks for v/c.
TJC - September 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Cutting edge comedy, even your early works, resurected from a decade ago!
stuart mcarthur - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
He might be the first dude to get life in prison for carrying a weapon - but if OJ's locked up, then who's gonna find the "real killer"? - he MUST be getting close to solving the crime by now, TT - 555
TT - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC, thanks... (but the "early works" go back a few decades farther, I'm sorry to admit :-) "cutting edge" lol!
stuart mcarthur, no, OJ is now too busy trying to find the "real robber"! ... thanks for v/c.
PMS - September 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I too liked the "too small gloves..." line
TT - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
PMS, thanks too.

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