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Song Parodies -> "All The Fat Things"

Original Song Title:

"All The Small Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"All The Fat Things"

Parody Written by:

Craig Sparks

The Lyrics

About two gay people called Matt and Andy
All the fat things
Who cares what life brings
His face is so flat
Oh yes, that is Matt.

Always, I know
It is a big blow
One’s fat, one’s thin,
Die Hard in a bin.

Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
(nah, nah, nah…)

Always kissing,
Never pissing,
There is cum splashing everywhere,
God damn it, they don’t even care.

Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
(nah, nah, nah…)

Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
Keep your head still,
I’ll be your thrill,
Makes me feel sick,
Lets take a pill.

Say it ain’t so,
He’s a mofo,
Turn the lights off
While they make out.
Keep your head still,
I’ll be your thrill,
Makes me feel sick,
Makes me feel sick,
Lets take a pill.

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 22

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Tom=] - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
woo craig sparks u rawk.love you
Aman - November 07, 2007 - Report this comment
That is totally cool and true
Danny Boi - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Matt and Andy r probably doing it rite now
*Katie* - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment
LUV U

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