tangling out his hair at the barbers
actin stupid with toenail clippers
I couldn't wait for his hair dyed and his lip pierced
I remember it was the first time I ever saw his hair

hes getting kicked offa football cuz its too long
im kinda nervus because they took away his green bong

hes the one he'll always have hair
he took my hand and masturbated on it I sware
cuz hes a perv. and a cant resiste a dare

cuz I fell in love with the dude with the long hair
he said "cut" and i told him that it'd be a scare
hes so cool gunna sneak in through his pant leg
everythings better when his hairs down
cant wait till he dicides to feel around

I fell in love with the dude with the long hair
when we said we were having sex in vegas
I remember the look his mother gave us
thirteen with out a condom like a trojan
we dont owe anyone a tip for a pole dance
CUZ I fell in love with the dude with the long hair

he said "cut" and I told him it'd be a scare
hes so cool gunna sneak in through his pant leg
everythings better when his hairs down
cant wait till he dicides to feel around

I fell in love with the dude with the long hair
black and white is the color of his hair
I waited for the dye
the store always kept us waiting
and if we ever got another chance
I'd still screw him
because hes got a nice Pen

I fell in love with the dude with the long hair
he said "cut" and i told him that'd be a scare
hes so cool gunna sneak in through his pant leg
everythings better when his hairs down
cant wait till he dicides to feel around
cuz I fell in love with the dude with the long hair
with the dude with the long hair
i'll never, foreget hair dye