tangling out his hair at the barbers
actin stupid with toenail clippers
i couldn't wait for his hair dyed and his lip pierced

i remember it was the first time i ever saw his hair
hes getting kicked offa football cuz its too long
im kinda nervus because they took away his green bong
hes the one he'll always have hair
he took my hand and he masturbated on it i sware
cuz hes a perv. and a cant resiste a dare

cuz i fell in love with the dude with the long hair
he said "cut" and i told him that it'd be a scare
hes so cool gunna sneak in through his pant leg
everythings better when his hairs down
cant wait till he dicides to feel around
i fell in love with the dude with the long hair

when we said we were having sex in vegas
i remember the look her mother gave us
thirteen with out a condom like a trojan
we dont owe anyone a tip for a pole dance
CUZ i fell in love with the dude with the long hair
he said "cut" and i told him it'd be a scare
hes so cool gunna sneak in through his pant leg

everythings better when his hairs down
cant wait till he dicides to feel around
i fell in love with the dude with the long hair

black and white is the color of his hair
i waited for the dye
the store always kept us waiting

and if we ever got another chance
i'd still screw him
because hes so gental

i fell in love with the dude with the long hair
he said "cut" and i told him that'd be a scare
hes so cool gunna sneak in through his pant leg
everythings better when his hairs down
cant wait till he dicides to feel around

cuz i fell in love with the dude with the long hair
with the dude with the long hair
i'll never, foreget hair dye