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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fence 'em In"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fence Me In"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fence 'em In"

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The Lyrics

Oh, I got lamb, lots 'a lamb
In the fields around the farm
Don't Fence 'em In

Love to ride, stroke a stride,
Bestiality's no harm
Don't Fence 'em In

Why, in town, hunt around
Pay a hooker's fees?
With these Betty Mutton's
Underneath the trees
Love to hear the bleating of
Each Wooly I please
Don't Fence 'em In

As each day's done,
Go and straddle their soft saddle
Underneath the western skies
I find me one
When I wander over yonder,
Softer than banana pies..

I love to glide on the edge
For some high intenses
Gaze at their moon
Until the show commences
I get to Bubbles,
Without climbin' fences
Don't Fence 'em In

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Dee Range - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Ewe got me with this one. Gene Wilder's scene with the sheep in Woody Allen's old movie sprung to mind, with the sheep on the bed in a motel room, wearing garters and a ribbon in it's hair. Funny stuff.
TJC - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
The eweusal hilarity... you gave `em a real "lamb-basting" with this one!
alvin rhodes - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
not sheepish about giving you fives....and in that movie , gene is seen drinking a bottle of woolite after his sheep has left
John Barry - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Not baaaaad. In fact, very good.
AFW - October 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks to Dee, TJC, alvin, and John

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