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Song Parodies -> "High Boozed Kevin"

Original Song Title:

"My Blue Heaven"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"High Boozed Kevin"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Just follow a fly
Where buzzards claim sky
That's where you'll find
High Boozed Kevin

A trail of beer cans
Old smeared pizza pans
Will lead ya' to
High Boozed Kevin

Look for some shi#t faced guy
With waste piled high
Short doobie's doomed
Old bones, dogs can't digest
Where roaches nest,
Around the room...

A bitch dog, Marie
Old gas can for pee
That's where you'll find he
High Boozed Kevin...

Watch for jagged weeds
Ones, started from seeds
To fulfill his needs
High Boozed Kevin

He hangs in a shack
The one in the back
Just over the track,
High Boozed Kevin..

His woman let him go
Caught him with Flo,
Shot off his heel
Now, his philosophy
Is what you see,
Some ways, ideal...

G-P-S your nose
Where nobody goes
Sniff search will disclose
High Boozed Kevin





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John Barry - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Fives-proved AFW.
alvin rhodes - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
funny twist...5s
Michael Pacholek - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
High-boozed Kevin? You really Speared him.
AFW - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, alvin, and Michael..I really wasn't Federlining, but maybe it could fit..
Adagio - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one. 5's
AFW - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio

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