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Song Parodies -> "Slime Clinging to My White Bathtub"
Original Song Title:
"(I'm Dreaming of a) White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Slime Clinging to My White Bathtub"
Parody Written by:
Paree Dee
The Lyrics
I'm still new here, and I canNOT believe that I am actually writing this stuff. Have I actually sunk so low as to spend an hour writing a song about my bathroom fixtures??? I thought it was bad, before, when I wrote about a dog I don't even own. Now it's inanimate objects in my house.... What'll it be next ??? Bodily functions????? Kinky sex ???? Thank God that Spring Break will be over in a couple days and I can go back to having no life.... oh, wait, that's what I've got right now.... Oh, no, I've just looked at the alternative to writing parodies : grading papers..... Hmmmm.... a real toss-up...
Slime Clinging to My White Bathtub
My windows are sparkling, the floor's so clean,
The lemon scent makes my day.
The dishes are put away.
"A tough job, well done!" I say.
But in my bathroom, no spa-like lair,
Ms Clean Freak's, hidden, dark secret There's
Slime clinging to my white bathtub.
It's such a grimy, gooey mess.
I agree, disgusting, it's now encrusting
On floor, walls, and sink, no less.
I'm hoping that that this new Soft-Scrub
From all this mold will set me free.
I will work till midnight, need be
To find anti-slime serenity.
My windows are sparkling, the floor's so clean,
The lemon scent makes my day.
The dishes are put away.
"A tough job, well done!" I say.
But in my bathroom, no spa-like lair,
Ms Clean Freak's, hidden, dark secret There's
Slime clinging to my white bathtub.
It's such a grimy, gooey mess.
I agree, disgusting, it's now encrusting
On floor, walls, and sink, no less.
I'm hoping that that this new Soft-Scrub
From all this mold will set me free.
I will work till midnight, need be
To find anti-slime serenity.
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555, although if you do start writing sex based parodies, you might consider submitting them to whatfreaks.
Good title. 5s clinging to this write.
:-) Nothing wrong with writing parodies about slime... or even bodily functions (providing you choose the *right* functions, that is) - I mean you could quite easily fit "Pancreas secretions" into a parody of "Some Enchanted Evening". If you happen to know what the pancreas actually secretes, that is.
Stephen, I went there and posted my first limerick ! Thanks for the info..... John, methinks I saw a tale or two of yours there, too (ahem...)...... and Phil, I actually AM working on my first "bodily function" piece, but might put it on the shelf to do that pancreatic parody. But hey, that's just "our" little secrete... (shhhh...)
Nice one, Paree Dee. And I didn't know you were a teacher! Maybe instead of giving your students boring work, you could give a parody-writing assignment! (I, for one, would LOVE if my teachers did that!) And Phil, it's insulin. Without it, you'd be a diabetic.
Very good...you must be keyed in on Stuart's wavelength..you both have the Christmas spirit...5's
Cat, I have toyed with the idea... a Calculus parody would indeed be a challenge.... AFW: actually, I think I got subliminal inspiration from your piece yesterday about being a slob...
can NOT recommend that Soft Scrub highly enough, Paree - I've been slime-free for months now thanks to its quality ingredients - I feel like a new man! (a softly-scrubbed one hopefully) - 555
LOL... goofy, but good
Re prologue, welcome to the club :) 555, plus Xmas bonus for including the OS's intro, which even many who record the OS omit.
Your intro comment is quite relateable - you may find yourself writing about things that don't even exist (like powdered water). As for the parody, this shines through the grime with lines of rhyme so I vote 5s.
555 bottles of cleaner!
How about a parody about grading papers? "Grading Papers" fits "Rock of Ages" for one. And if you could turn Tom Lehrer's "New Math" into a calculus parody...wow! And it just occurred to me, if they made bathroom fixtures the color of slime to begin with there wouldn't be a problem. :-)
Welcome :) Good one 5s
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