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Song Parodies -> "Slime Clinging to My White Bathtub"

Original Song Title:

"(I'm Dreaming of a) White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Slime Clinging to My White Bathtub"

Parody Written by:

Paree Dee

The Lyrics

I'm still new here, and I canNOT believe that I am actually writing this stuff. Have I actually sunk so low as to spend an hour writing a song about my bathroom fixtures??? I thought it was bad, before, when I wrote about a dog I don't even own. Now it's inanimate objects in my house.... What'll it be next ??? Bodily functions????? Kinky sex ???? Thank God that Spring Break will be over in a couple days and I can go back to having no life.... oh, wait, that's what I've got right now.... Oh, no, I've just looked at the alternative to writing parodies : grading papers..... Hmmmm.... a real toss-up...
Slime Clinging to My White Bathtub

My windows are sparkling, the floor's so clean,
The lemon scent makes my day.
The dishes are put away.
"A tough job, well done!" I say.
But in my bathroom, no spa-like lair,
Ms Clean Freak's, hidden, dark secret There's

Slime clinging to my white bathtub.
It's such a grimy, gooey mess.
I agree, disgusting, it's now encrusting
On floor, walls, and sink, no less.

I'm hoping that that this new Soft-Scrub
From all this mold will set me free.
I will work till midnight, need be
To find anti-slime serenity.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Stephen Harrington - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
555, although if you do start writing sex based parodies, you might consider submitting them to whatfreaks.
John Barry - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Good title. 5s clinging to this write.
Phil Alexander - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
:-) Nothing wrong with writing parodies about slime... or even bodily functions (providing you choose the *right* functions, that is) - I mean you could quite easily fit "Pancreas secretions" into a parody of "Some Enchanted Evening". If you happen to know what the pancreas actually secretes, that is.
Paree Dee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen, I went there and posted my first limerick ! Thanks for the info..... John, methinks I saw a tale or two of yours there, too (ahem...)...... and Phil, I actually AM working on my first "bodily function" piece, but might put it on the shelf to do that pancreatic parody. But hey, that's just "our" little secrete... (shhhh...)
Cat - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one, Paree Dee. And I didn't know you were a teacher! Maybe instead of giving your students boring work, you could give a parody-writing assignment! (I, for one, would LOVE if my teachers did that!) And Phil, it's insulin. Without it, you'd be a diabetic.
AFW - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Very must be keyed in on Stuart's both have the Christmas spirit...5's
Paree Dee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Cat, I have toyed with the idea... a Calculus parody would indeed be a challenge.... AFW: actually, I think I got subliminal inspiration from your piece yesterday about being a slob...
Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
can NOT recommend that Soft Scrub highly enough, Paree - I've been slime-free for months now thanks to its quality ingredients - I feel like a new man! (a softly-scrubbed one hopefully) - 555
MrMacphisto - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL... goofy, but good
Tommy Turtle - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Re prologue, welcome to the club :) 555, plus Xmas bonus for including the OS's intro, which even many who record the OS omit.
Red Ant - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Your intro comment is quite relateable - you may find yourself writing about things that don't even exist (like powdered water). As for the parody, this shines through the grime with lines of rhyme so I vote 5s.
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
555 bottles of cleaner!
Rex - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
How about a parody about grading papers? "Grading Papers" fits "Rock of Ages" for one. And if you could turn Tom Lehrer's "New Math" into a calculus! And it just occurred to me, if they made bathroom fixtures the color of slime to begin with there wouldn't be a problem. :-)
LucidLupin LeeBee - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Welcome :) Good one 5s

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