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Song Parodies -> "Don't Rinse My Gin"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fence Me In"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Rinse My Gin"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Oh give me booze
Lots of booze
Lay the good stuff on my tongue
Don't Rinse My gin

Let it slide,
Let it glide
Shoot me stingers till I'm stung
Don't Rinse My Gin

Put it down on the bar
And I'll pay the price
Don't wanna' hear no rattles
Of no tinkling ice
Shut me off, but later,
Now, I ask you nice,
Don't Rinse My Gin

Just serve my juice
In a jigger that is bigger
Than most bars'll give the guys
On down the hatch,
Let me follow every swallow
Till I'm bloodshot in both eyes

I wanna' nip with a lip
Where the tip dispenses
Chug from a jug
Until I lose my senses
I save empty bottles
Shoot 'em off 'a fences
Don't Rinse My Gin...

Barkeeper, Doncha' Rinse My Gin....

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alvin rhodes - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
undiluted perfection
John Barry - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Fine ginternal rhymes. Fives.
AFW - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and John
Rick C - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
SHHPLENDID WHISKEY PARODY (hic) fee thrives.
Larry Hensley - February 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Here's 555 oz. of tonic to go with that gin.
AFW - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick C. and Larry

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