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Song Parodies -> "When Santa Meats Freddy"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is coming to town"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"When Santa Meats Freddy"
Parody Written by:
Wozzyhonk
The Lyrics
Yes I am aware that Meats is wrong
You'd better look out
You'd better not sigh
You'd better not shout
Now, I'll be telling you why
Santa's Claws are dividing the town
He's making a fist
He's shaking it twice
Really don't matter if you're
Naughty or nice
Santa's Claws are shredding the town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He'll carve you into little pieces
And then spread you on his steak
So, you'd better not shout
You'd better not smile
You're gonna have doubts
Hey, why would I lie
'Cause Santa's Claws are dripping tonight
You'd better not sigh
You'd better not shout
Now, I'll be telling you why
Santa's Claws are dividing the town
He's making a fist
He's shaking it twice
Really don't matter if you're
Naughty or nice
Santa's Claws are shredding the town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He'll carve you into little pieces
And then spread you on his steak
So, you'd better not shout
You'd better not smile
You're gonna have doubts
Hey, why would I lie
'Cause Santa's Claws are dripping tonight
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