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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Down At Barney's"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas In Killarney"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Down At Barney's"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

McCarthy falls, O'Malley crawls,
And Shawnessy barfs up against the walls
It's Christmas Down At Barney's
With all of the drunks I've known

Tom punches Joe, Sean's gotta' go
McNeil slobbers under the mistletoe
And O'Garrity, has intercourse
With bar waitress, Jill Malone

Their flys are always open
They all forget to zip
They'll flood the john, before they're gone
Just watch the floor, don't slip..

Rye whiskey pours, a toast to yours,
When it's closing time, they'll just lock the doors
That's twenty six for "Marty"
Let's kiss the Blarney Stone..
It's Christmas Down At Barney's
With all of the drunks I've known

An Irish band is playin'
O'Leery's throwin' darts
And Old McNuth, without a tooth,
Sits in a booth and farts..

That's how it goes, a jig, Tom shows
And Joe's puttin' ice on his broken nose
Juan eats chili con carne (Hey, how'd he get in here?)
McGee let's out a moan
It's Christmas Down At Barney's
With all of the drunks I've known

It's Christmas Down At Barney's
With all of the drunks I've known

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alvin rhodes - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
that damn juan...nice job
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Is am good, 555, they have been playing Christmas songs to death where I work at(except the religous ones, they've avoided those) and the original song that this goes to has been one of them.
Rod W - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! What a picture you painted.
AFW - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Step-Chan, and Rod W...appreciate your votes and comments
TJC - January 25, 2011 - Report this comment
Belated congrats (only 5 years late!)! Genius, this!
Kitty0Riled - January 26, 2011 - Report this comment
St Patty's Day will be here soon, Sir L'AIR de Farce, TheMighty Duke 0Edge !

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