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Song Parodies -> "Silver Shells"
Original Song Title:
"Silver Bells"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Silver Shells"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
see the werewolves...many werewolves
with their hair growin' wild
in the air there's a feelin'
of menace
paws are flashin'...claws are slashin'
flesh defiled, when they're riled
and on every street corner, there's fear
silver shells
silver shells
its full moon time...it ain't pretty
ping-a-ling...pistols ring
soon they'll be startin' to bay
hope they don't bite...but they just might
they are frightenin' and mean
and the people must take safety measures
hear the bones crunch...as the beasts munch
this is sad and obscene
then above all the ruckus, you hear...
silver shells
silver shells
its full moon time...it ain't pretty
ping-a-ling...pistols ring
soon they'll be startin' to bay
with their hair growin' wild
in the air there's a feelin'
of menace
paws are flashin'...claws are slashin'
flesh defiled, when they're riled
and on every street corner, there's fear
silver shells
silver shells
its full moon time...it ain't pretty
ping-a-ling...pistols ring
soon they'll be startin' to bay
hope they don't bite...but they just might
they are frightenin' and mean
and the people must take safety measures
hear the bones crunch...as the beasts munch
this is sad and obscene
then above all the ruckus, you hear...
silver shells
silver shells
its full moon time...it ain't pretty
ping-a-ling...pistols ring
soon they'll be startin' to bay
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This one gets into your blood...,clever idea..five fangs
howling good! 5's
You gonna follow this one up with "Werewolves of London"? .555 caliber.
555, cute and ammusing. =)
Very cute! Until you see images of bone-crunching........eww! 5's
thanks AFW carol red ant stephen and adagio
Another damn I wish I thought of that feeling... Great... oh and have a Hairy Christmas... 5's
thanks matthias, you too
Just wait until we bring in the silver tank shells. Enjoyed this!
thanks rex
Whoa! I'm surfing around here today, and mightily shocked about the violence in the Christmas-oriented parodies we all wrote this year. A reflection of our times, no doubt about it.
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