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Song Parodies -> "Bought A Gnome For Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home For Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Bought A Gnome For Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Bought a gnome for Christmas
People think I'm weird
Why'd I buy this little guy
With fishing rod and beard?

Christmas day will find me
Playing with my elf
I bought a gnome for Christmas
I gave it to myself

Bought a gnome for Christmas
Why should I pretend?
I study the physio-gnomy
Of my only friend

Christmas day will find me
With his gnomy face
Bought a gnome for Christmas
In latex, silk and lace
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AFW - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Paints a very funny scenario...gnomebody else could do it better...fives
alvin rhodes - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird
Red Ant - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
DRTOS but late congratulations on 600 parodies Phil.
John Barry - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Hope you're not gonna know 'm biblically. Fives, and congrats on 6.
carol - December 14, 2005 - Report this comment
you are hereby gnomed with three 5's
Rex - December 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Kinky and funny.
Spaff.com - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I love it. Even if it sounds a little too much like my Christmas plans.

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