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Song Parodies -> "I Got Fired For Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be Home For Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"I Got Fired For Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Tim Mayfield
The Lyrics
Picture if you will: a fancy restaurant, a beautiful girl, an engagement ring... whoops!
You planned candlelight
Wearing elbow gloves
With a chef whose from Le Cordon Bleu
But what you don't know
I've hid in my slacks
To surprise you
I got fired for Christmas
By that S.O.B.
Let me go
Stopped my cash flow
In time for New Year's Eve
With dessert I'll tell you
Please don't make a scene
I got canned this Christmas
Now honey, please don't scream
(Loud screaming and sobbing break)
Yeah, I got sacked this Christmas
"Dey done did da deed"
Don't suppose
I should still propose
After all I don't have the ring
Did I plead and beg them
For one month more please?
Wasn't axed on Christmas
It's only just a tease
Dear, won't you marry me?
Wearing elbow gloves
With a chef whose from Le Cordon Bleu
But what you don't know
I've hid in my slacks
To surprise you
I got fired for Christmas
By that S.O.B.
Let me go
Stopped my cash flow
In time for New Year's Eve
With dessert I'll tell you
Please don't make a scene
I got canned this Christmas
Now honey, please don't scream
(Loud screaming and sobbing break)
Yeah, I got sacked this Christmas
"Dey done did da deed"
Don't suppose
I should still propose
After all I don't have the ring
Did I plead and beg them
For one month more please?
Wasn't axed on Christmas
It's only just a tease
Dear, won't you marry me?
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funny concept
Tim, you romantic!
Nice punchline :-)
Nicely done, Tim. 555
Heh heh. I'm honored that you would ask.
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