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Song Parodies -> "Michael's Coming To Town"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Michael's Coming To Town"
Parody Written by:
Pat Costa
The Lyrics
You'd better watch out!
You'd better not cry!
You'd better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Michael Jackson's comin' to town.
He's making a list
and checking it twice.
He's going to be naughty once or twice.
Michael Jackson Is Comin' To Town.
Refrain
He's there when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He says that he's misunderstood but,
He wants you bad for goodness sake!
Refrain
With little tin buttons and one handed gloves,
He'll keep you mute by paying you tons.
Michael Jackson Is Comin' To Town.
Refrain
Curly head boys that toddle and coo,
And an elephant man skeleton too.
Michael Jackson's Comin' To Town.
Refrain
He calls his bedroom boyland
He'll have a jubilee.
It's going to be a joy land
Sitting on Michael's knee.
Refrain
You'd better not cry!
You'd better not pout!
I'm telling you why,
Michael Jackson's comin' to town.
He's making a list
and checking it twice.
He's going to be naughty once or twice.
Michael Jackson Is Comin' To Town.
Refrain
He's there when you are sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He says that he's misunderstood but,
He wants you bad for goodness sake!
Refrain
With little tin buttons and one handed gloves,
He'll keep you mute by paying you tons.
Michael Jackson Is Comin' To Town.
Refrain
Curly head boys that toddle and coo,
And an elephant man skeleton too.
Michael Jackson's Comin' To Town.
Refrain
He calls his bedroom boyland
He'll have a jubilee.
It's going to be a joy land
Sitting on Michael's knee.
Refrain
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