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Song Parodies -> "Crappy Holiday"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Holiday"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Crappy Holiday"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Satire inspired by Sidney Blumenthal's column "Bush's unhappy holidays: The presidential vacationer is being besieged" published in the UK Guardian. As sung by the besieged Emperor Dubya Bush at his Crawford ranch:
(instrumental intro)

Crappy holiday!
Crappy holiday!
What the media tells, keeps clinging:
Cindy Sheehan camp's a zoo.

Crappy holiday!
Crappy holiday!
She's my challenger; she's swinging.
Ruined my holiday; that's true.

Have to hide away reasons:
Our "noble cause" that is Iraq;
No carnage shown from right on the ground.
Cindy Sheehan is still in town.
My polls going down the toilet, down.
Going down the toilet, down.

Have to hide away reasons:
Our "noble cause" killed her boy.
We've made a good world; it's good to enjoy.
I just hate how she would annoy.
My polls going down the toilet, down.
Going down the toilet, down.

I launched a big attack upon I-raq
For my oil cronies, yessiree.
I'll need press puppies to stick, for my old trick:
"Bringing home democracy."

Have to hide away reasons
For just what we do, for the oil we hock.
I don't regret we banged up Iraq.
Nap time's exactly at 1 o'clock.
My polls going down the toilet, down.
Going down the toilet, down.

Crappy holiday!
Crappy holiday!
What the media tells, keeps clinging:
Cindy Sheehan camp's a zoo.

Crappy holiday!
Crappy holiday!
She's my challenger; she's swinging.
Ruined my holiday; that's true.

(repeat last verse and fade)

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