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Song Parodies -> "I'm Screaming From A Slight Bris Miss"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Screaming From A Slight Bris Miss"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

A bris is the Jewish circumcision ceremony, for anyone who has never heard the term
I'm screaming from a slight bris miss
When he gets done I hope it grows
It will be hard pissin'
Wish I'd been christened
I see my balls down below

I'm screaming from a slight bris miss
I left the briss pissed, scarred and white
Won't you please be wary, alright?
And may all your bris misses be slight
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8
Total Votes: 18

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John Barry - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Loved the title, tune.
Johnny D - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant, Dee! Mazel Tov! Or, should I say .... Mahzzled Off ?
Paul Robinson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This seems a cut above most Christmas song parodies to me...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
painfully funny...5s
Peter Andersson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
5 snips.
Agrimorfee - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Ouch! 555
Dominic L. - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
555
Red Ant - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
After South Park I learned all about this. This parody is not a miss. 5s.
Dee Range - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody for the votes and comments.
Stray Pooch - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment
There is no such thing as a SLIGHT briss miss!!! This was the unkindest cut of all! You get all fives, but I'm using a stubby pencil!
Rick C - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny, despite its shortcomings :-)
Michael Pacholek - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Does this mean that, in 13 years, the guy gets a bar missed-vah?
Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
short but snappy, and the last line was perfect, Dee...4skin-not do this justice Dee, so I'm giving it 5s (what!)
2Eagle - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Why on earth don't they use a local anesthetic?

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