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Song Parodies -> "Light Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Light Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

My diet's slimming
Rice cakes and greens
The fat-free and low carb way
Don't matter how much you ate
Don't matter how much you weigh
When you're measuring your loss of girth
Now that's where diet's can show their worth...

I'm dreaming of a light Christmas
No fat, no carbs, no calories
And this Christmas season
Won't be the reason
That I can't fit into my jeans

I'm dreaming of a light Christmas
With every calorie I count
And the pies and cookies
The cakes and goodies
Will not be landing on my plate

I'm dreaming of a light Christmas
Not like the ones I had before
Though my resolve's shaken
Cause the food is makin'
My tongue hang right down to the floor

I'm dreaming of a light Christmas
With all the fudge brownies I hide
Make my hips start growing too wide
Unless all my Christmases are light

I'm dreaming of a light Christmas
With all the sweet goodies I've tried
Very soon my thighs will collide
Unless all my Christmases are light

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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2Eagle - December 30, 2004 - Report this comment
5's - very clever and may all your Christmases be fruitcake free.
Tim Mayfield - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
2Eagle, thanks. And thanks to those anonymous voters too. :-)

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