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Song Parodies -> "I'm Freaking 'bout a White Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Freaking 'bout a White Christmas"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

I'm freaking 'bout a white Christmas
Buried beneath six feet of snow
Where the road's a nightmare
And snow's piled right where
The poor, poor mailman has to go

I'm screaming 'bout a white Christmas
With every aching shovelful
I think Irving Berlin's a tool
Because white damn Christmases ain't cool
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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.7
Total Votes: 9

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Ashkicksass - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
AMEN! I am sooooooo NOT a fan of the snow.
Michael Pacholek - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
As I proved in "All You Need Is Shovel," there's no business like snow business.
alvin rhodes - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
white christmases are VERY cool, actually...maybe even COLD...5s
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Summer vs Winter: Summer wins every time.
Scathe - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice, 15 shovels for you.
Spaff.com - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Quit whining and bring me my freaking mail already. I'm expecting a copy of Teen Wolf Too.

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