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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Write Christmas Parodies!!"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Write Christmas Parodies!!"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

The title says it all, really....
I'm steaming; I can't write Christmas
Parodies- they don't seem to flow
Abject failure niggles
No Yuletide giggles
Allergic to mistletoe...

I'm screaming, "I can't write Christmas!!"
What will they think on Amiright?
All my efforts boring and trite
Funny songs 'bout Christmas I can't write...
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0
Total Votes: 14

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AFW - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
A slight contradiction here, Kristof...you just wrote one...5's
Jonathan C. - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You do seem to have problems with syllable counting here, but I think that was deliberate. Three 5s.
alvin rhodes - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
hell, i don't know if i can READ anymore christmas parodies...but i liked the take on this one...5s
Arwen - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
You such a failure! ; ) I only gave you 5s because I felt bad for you...
MasonR - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done as usual. So much for lowering expectations. :-)
Ingeborg S. Nordén - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I know how ya feel...the two Christmas parodies I've done here (one seasonal and one not) were flops IMO. Misery loves company...5-5-5.
Stuart McArthur - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Neither can I
Neither can I
All is Calm
All is Trite

I sympathise Kristof (not really) - 555
Kristof Robertson - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you all, and have a wonderful Christmas where'er you are!!

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