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Song Parodies -> "Quiet Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Quiet Christmas"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I'm dreaming of a quiet Christmas
Well, maybe when the kids have grown
No more fighting, swearing
And music blaring
At volumes hitherto unknown

I'm dreaming of a quiet Christmas
Maybe they will - for one time - try 't
But I really don't think they'll buy 't
So never will Christmases be quiet

Oh, children up please will you grow
For this noisy playin'
Drives me in-sa-yin

I'm screaming QUIET! IT's CHRISTMAS
And I don't need a yuletide riot
But with roast turkey in the diet
Then at mealtimes, Christmases are quiet

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 14

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 4   3
 5   10

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Adagio - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Phil. 5's
Know 1 can hear you dream - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
My sister's gonna bring her kids along, as she always does... and I know the feeling... Oh God... I wish that stun guns were legal!
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
i'm very quietly giving you some fives
Scathe - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
2Eagle - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I hear you loud and clear.
AFW - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
A little syllable stretching, and adding..but makes a lotta good sense..
kitty - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
you can say that again, Phil.
Ashkicksass - December 12, 2004 - Report this comment
I'd give you 5's just for using the word "hitherto" in a parody, but happily, the rest of the parody is brilliant too!
Melhi - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice. (Just be careful what you wish for. :) )

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