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Song Parodies -> "Try A Little Tenderloin"

Original Song Title:

"Try A Little Tenderness"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Try A Little Tenderloin"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

She may be hungry,
Women do get hungry
And tired of pleasing your groin
So, if she's hungry,
Try A Little Tenderloin

Say, She's good looking,
And tonite, there'll be no cooking
'Cause the crowd at the cafe, you'll join
She'll be so grateful,
Try A Little Tenderloin

Sometimes women feel like rental,
Sweeping floors, changing kids, cleaning stairs
You may find that thirty bucks you spend'll
Come back to you ten fold in sexual shares

So Pal, don't sweat it,
Take her out to get it
Rob that old piggy bank for the coin
And take her to Denny's
Try A Little Tenderloin...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Johnny D - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Sweet, and MEATY.
alvin rhodes - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
a tender ballad
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
You use prime cuts to gain sexual favours? mmmmmm :-) 555
Paul Robinson - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Tender loin? 5's...
AFW - November 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
If cookbooks for men came with footnotes like these there would be no need for restaurants, all men would be top chefs!
AFW - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank You "Know 1"
Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
I was going t ogive you fives, but I had to dock you a point for recommending Denny's. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? Denny's sucks! The song does, however, restore the old meaning of "beating your meat."

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