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Song Parodies -> "I'm Screaming With A White Fist Clenched"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Screaming With A White Fist Clenched"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I'm Screamin' With A White Fist Clenched,
Here in the Men's room, had to go
From the next stall standing,
There is urine landing,
Some stupid jerk pissed on my toe...
Kept Screamin' With A White Fist Clenched,
He comes around to make it right
Says an urgent pee was his plight
Kicked his "bad aim" privates hard, that night!
Here in the Men's room, had to go
From the next stall standing,
There is urine landing,
Some stupid jerk pissed on my toe...
Kept Screamin' With A White Fist Clenched,
He comes around to make it right
Says an urgent pee was his plight
Kicked his "bad aim" privates hard, that night!
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nothing says christmas quite like splashing urine...5s
You know Splasher and Pantsoff
Herpes and Itchin'
Vomit and Stupid
Brownrear and Shitzen
But do you recall
The most heinous reindeer of all ?
Herpes and Itchin'
Vomit and Stupid
Brownrear and Shitzen
But do you recall
The most heinous reindeer of all ?
True, Alvin..thanks Thanks, Johnny...Hey, sounds like you got a new parody goin' there...
Inspeerational!
I'm thinking you wrote that whole song "in situ" AFW - better than kicking him in the parts is to rhyme about doing it - what a great emotional release we've all found - 555
Thanks John and Stuart...
If you're going to the men's room you have that coming, no need to be upset, do what I do, drink your beer, hide in the corner, piss in the empty glass, leave it on a table.
That way do you not only get to releave yourself, you also get to give some notorious beer-stealing bastard what he deserves. :-)
That way do you not only get to releave yourself, you also get to give some notorious beer-stealing bastard what he deserves. :-)
Ha ha..that's a good one. Know 1..
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