'There is more to Christmases, yes quite.' - so true.

Ah, Christmas.

:-) Must admit that I was thinking more of the word "tight", meaning drunk... sort of:
I'm drinking to a tight Christmas
We're raising glasses high, you know
It's our Christmas party
We'll drink Bacardi
Rush out, to throw up in the snow
I'm zzzrinking, it'sh a tight Chrishmash
Jush have a lil' one? I might...
Have your shecretary tonight
'Cause I'm not the only one who's tight

I agree with Phil, when I saw the title, Guy, I thought it would be like the parody I posted today called "O Stoli Night", you know, about enjoying the "holiday spirits"! But still (pun intended now that I think about it!), a great job here, on the anti-commercialism theme. 555, well done, my friend!

P.S. 555 for your mini-parody too, Philbo!

Thanks, Pat and John B.

Phil, Your fragment made me chuckle, thanks.

JD - I saw your Christmas stuff today but it's just that my belief system makes me uncomfortable to satire non-secular Christmas songs. I believe that I may have done this once last year with a song even though it made me uncomfortable. It is tempting to do but it's just not me. Kind of like being a super patriot and being uncomfortable with parodies on songs like the Star Spangled Banner. I have no problems with these even though I am a somewhat hardcore patriot. I do have some secular Christmas songs written about the other kind of holiday spirit that should will be posting hopefully next week.

Here's 555 to get you over.

how true...i think i'll christmas shop at the goodwill store this year..5s

Guy, yup, I'm with Phil & JD on what I expected this to be about. However, I was not disappointed with your selection. Exercising spending caution during these times of political, social & economic upheaval is not a bad idea. Of course, I already was a cheap SOB before I read this, so it doesn't change anything for me...spend these three 5's very carefully, Guy...they don't grow on trees, you know...OOPS~!~ Gotta run! Meeting Pops at the Card Club for dinner in a couple hours and the drive may take about half of that...I'll check back on some of the other parodies posted today later on.

I just got the Target Card paid off from LAST year's Christmas... :-P

I also thought this was about drinking. Maybe it's the Yankees' collapse that has me thinking so much about having a lot to drink. Or the election. Or maybe my love-life, what there is of it. The last time I got lucky with a woman was last week when Arwen gave one of my parodies a five!

Ahem...Mr. Pacholek? A five? As I recall...there were 3 fives...each of which was more meaningful than the one before it. I'm glad to know it was good for you, too...; )